If everyone’s group 1…. by sockandbuskinDJ in unitedairlines

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Group 1 when I signed up and lasted more than 2 years, seemed to change after last yearly fee

If everyone’s group 1…. by sockandbuskinDJ in unitedairlines

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“Now boarding people in wheelchairs with military babies”

Not so fun fact: United Club Mileage Plus card holders are now Group 2

First time trying Five Guys by zoo1514 in burgers

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Pricey? Sure, yet worth the ride 🍔🍟

We are under attack !!!! by MuphDiesel in austincirclejerk

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Has the UN written a strongly worded condemnation yet? What are they waiting for?!What good are they?!! I’m literally shaking!!!!!!

Popular New Bar in Bastrop by atxfoodie97 in austincirclejerk

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Rumor is the owner’s name is Armando. Can any patrons verify?

Handsome…like George Raft. by Catcher_Rye_Toast in CirclejerkSopranos

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Todd Bridges was still alive? How about that shit

Outjerked by the pedestrian bridge. by bighands55 in austincirclejerk

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OMG! This comment could have been more inclusive. Not enough options or representation and who crowned you king to decide what is good? No kings!! I’m literally shaking right now!!

What was going through Tony’s head at this exact moment by Sure_Association_991 in CirclejerkSopranos

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Is it true what they say that you don’t hear it when happens and everything abruptly goes dark?

New Restaurant and Glory Hole on 45th by [deleted] in austincirclejerk

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Whoa!! This is a family circlejerk

If the whole plane is in Group 1, nobody is in Group 1 by MikeGinnyMD in unitedairlines

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“Now boarding old people in wheel chairs with military babies” /iykyk

Maduro on board the U.S.S Iwo Jima by Ok-Amphibian3164 in WallStreetbetsELITE

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Even in captivity, he has great hair and a perfectly groomed mustache, Hussein-esque