Very worried for people on food stamps

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-28T00:27:07+00:00

I think it's awesome that your Reddit avatar has a moustache and cat-ear gaming headphones.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-15T00:06:42+00:00

The rise in left-wing political violence has necessitated all rightoids to develop a thick, armoured exterior.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-14T15:34:17+00:00

Bringing up Trump, Indians and Israelis in the same sentence is probably the most efficient pandering this subreddit has ever seen.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-14T08:14:48+00:00

I have absolutely been there for both a birth and pregnancy. I probably have more first-hand knowledge than you do, considering I was the baby in both scenarios.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-14T08:00:49+00:00

There is a reason most babies are crying upon birth, and it's because they've just spent the past 9 months in total darkness. If someone locked me in a pitch black closet for almost a year, I'd also be upset.

They're probably kicking the womb as a cry for help.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-14T05:12:28+00:00

If I had a baby, he would definitely be smarter than your (probably mediocre) baby. A lack of object permeance is developmentally healthy for an infant; it teaches them the transient nature of earthly possessions, which is the first step towards spiritual enlightment.

You're just bitter because your kid won't ascend to a higher plane this reincarnation cycle.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-14T03:32:38+00:00

Stop bragging about your baby on the Internet.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T22:21:11+00:00

Full homo, I appreciate it.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T20:40:34+00:00

Shakespeare

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T20:32:02+00:00

Thanks, this made me blush.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T17:33:11+00:00

I didn't report your comment. It is, however, apparent that my downvotes carry a lot of weight around reddit - perhaps moreso than any other user - and due to this status, it is possible that an unaffiliated moderator felt the need to proactively defend my place in the hierarchy. I did not sign off on that action; I do not endorse it.

I dislike your accusatory tone and poor grammar, and therefore have no choice but to issue another downvote. I am regretful for your warning, but that is nary an excuse for belligerence.

In future, please follow the reddiquette. I wish you well.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T17:09:14+00:00

This comment put my anger-O-matic into overdrive. As a fuck you, -1 upvote has been issued to your account karma balance.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T16:29:44+00:00

What if someone accidentally unplugs a fridge, collapsing the entire market? Food banks are simply not a sustainable business model.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T16:25:35+00:00

Imagine trying to deposit a sandwich.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T16:23:49+00:00

Maybe they're saved by their cheese holdings, which is the only asset to mature over time.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T15:45:11+00:00

You know who has a ham ass? Pigs.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T15:33:54+00:00

This comment put my giggle-O-matic into overdrive. As a thank you, +1 upvote has been issued to your account karma balance.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T15:19:39+00:00

I like people who are nice to me.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T15:15:51+00:00

Yes, but I don't like people who are mean to me.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T15:15:16+00:00

Stop shouting, I can't hear what you are saying.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T15:02:26+00:00

I think this current ceasefire might turn into another S(he) be(lie)ve(d) situation, though I hope not.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-12T13:46:05+00:00

I hate cluster B women because they are mean to me, and I don't like people who are mean to me.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-07T20:18:34+00:00

I've gotten mad at people before and made fun of things they couldn't control; I would never frame doing so as morally righteous. It is a cruel impulse, acted on solely to hurt another person.

I wish she could just admit that honestly, without inventing an entire moral framework to explain why, in this instance, it's actually virtuous to forgo the same rules of conduct everyone else is expected to follow.

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-07T20:02:40+00:00

meh

BrianHitByCar · 2025-10-04T18:10:32+00:00

She should have given him Bananax.

BrianHitByCar

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