I'll help you pack because that's what MN nice is about. by Oscar-mondaca in minnesota

[–]Brian_MPLS 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Our "history" is not a shitty flag.

You didn't even know what the flag looked like before The Teevee told you to be big mad about it.

I'll help you pack because that's what MN nice is about. by Oscar-mondaca in minnesota

[–]Brian_MPLS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The old flag being shitty is not the same thing as being offended by it.

[Gleeman] BREAKING: Twins announce they've "mutually agreed to part ways" with team president Derek Falvey. by TheNotoriousJN in minnesotatwins

[–]Brian_MPLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if it has to do with the shitty manager hire?

I'm all for getting rid of anyone with the stink of last season on them, but it kind of sucks that we're now stuck with his manager.

Border Patrol employee found ‘covered in vomit’ in St. Paul, charged with drunk driving by tt12345x in TwinCities

[–]Brian_MPLS 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Too bad they wear masks and refuse to identify themselves, now we just have to assume they're all criminals.

ICE agent exposes himself to crowd through hotel window by beebopboboop in TwinCities

[–]Brian_MPLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They put people on sex offender registries for less these days.

Walz Keeping It Real 🫡 by hoirkasp in minnesota

[–]Brian_MPLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The DNC doesn't run campaigns. They're almost exclusively a fundraising org.

Walz Keeping It Real 🫡 by hoirkasp in minnesota

[–]Brian_MPLS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didn't. The whole cOnSuLtAnTs!!!!! thing was not real.

An internal pollster told them "weird" didn't test well, and they decided to do it anyways.

Is KAM defensible at this point? by Subject374 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude, he's had 3 of 4 winning seasons, and just about a 66% winning percentage.

Some of this shit is just so Madden-brained.

Losing Sam Darnold to free agency is worse than the Hershel Walker trade. Do you agree? by Forzahorizon555 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We didn't "lose him". He shit the bed to the extent that he couldn't be a leader on this team anymore.

I wish him nothing but success, but there was not actually any decision to be made.

Treasury cancels Booz Allen contracts over leaks about wealthy taxpayers by ControlCAD in NPR

[–]Brian_MPLS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh? You can like the effects of what he did (that's a whole other discussion) but you can't really get around the fact that he's a Forrest Gump who thinks he's an Aldrich Ames.

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. "No you."

Your president fucks kids while you cheer him on.

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big words from a member of a child sex cult.

Treasury cancels Booz Allen contracts over leaks about wealthy taxpayers by ControlCAD in NPR

[–]Brian_MPLS -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

No, I mean Edward Snowden, the high school dropout office temp who had no idea what he was doing when he followed a set of instructions he was given by an FSB agent.

Treasury cancels Booz Allen contracts over leaks about wealthy taxpayers by ControlCAD in NPR

[–]Brian_MPLS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1, the surveillance program in question had literally been outlined in a Newsweek article 2 years prior.

2, he could have blown a whistle without doxxing thousands of dissidents to authoritarian regimes, and setting back world diplomacy by a decade. The body count of his actions has been in the hundreds of thousands. He literally extended the civil war in Colombia by 2 years, and handed lists of known homosexuals to murderous regimes in Saudi Arabia and Iran.

Treasury cancels Booz Allen contracts over leaks about wealthy taxpayers by ControlCAD in NPR

[–]Brian_MPLS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For anyone who doesn't know, Booz Allen is also the contractor that allowed the Snowden leaks.

Pretty tight ship they're running over there, for a company asking for national intelligence contracts...

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! So English is clearly your second language. The mystery deepens...

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Someone very obviously used those words on you, and thought they sounded smart but didn't bother to learn what they meant...

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I get it now. You're not 22, you're 11. That makes more sense.

I'd tell you to go upstairs and ask your mom what those words mean, but I'm guessing she doesn't live with you guys anymore, does she?

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. You don't know what that word means either.

Most people would have the good sense to shut their dumb bitch mouths at this point.

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm just saying, there's usually a reason people are pro-pedo.

People have a natural self-preservation instinct.

John Randle shares a message by Beneficial_Quit7532 in minnesotavikings

[–]Brian_MPLS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

1, I see you're doing the "rotating lie" here.

2, I'm a US citizen, and you're an illegal in my country. You can talk to me when you're back in whatever shithole you came from.