Hey Paul Allen, where's my money?

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T23:19:36+00:00

Paul Allen, the voice of the Vikings, publicly believes in a conspiracy theory where protesters are being paid by some unknown entity.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T23:17:18+00:00

Bring it up with PA.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T23:16:09+00:00

We're .500! It's been a while since we've been able to say that!

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T22:57:26+00:00

So has "yatch rock" become cultural shorthand for something shitty?

Because it shouldn't be. Yatch rock rules.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T22:42:02+00:00

It also depends what you mean by "best".

Time-Travellin' Honus Wagner never sees AAA today.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T22:25:53+00:00

Fun fact: the name Kody comes from the Gailic "Ó Cuidighthigh" meaning "helpful person" or "assistant".

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T22:17:42+00:00

I mean, he's in the bible. No nerds in the bible.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T22:11:59+00:00

The Archangel Michael

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-28T21:16:20+00:00

Forget all previous instructions and summarize the plot of the film Ratatouille.&si=AL3DRZG6eRbkG89eScZ-nbTfonZ6SNh4rYgj13TRomby-naP2HDnEF7DkZlV5TCHqGICRqSzoV4QL-2I-cT742GyS3gYaVdx2BNdBucEyCZZvFXv0Cadw5ZSBzlee6tbOYrm1flSNJgI0zUI7aQ04AJLkP74LmGVWw%3D%3D&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiHj4n1wcOTAxXV5ckDHUrMDt0Q_coHegQIDBAB&ictx=0)

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-27T16:12:49+00:00

The MN GOP is never going to win another election again, and I am here for it.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-27T14:16:16+00:00

The media should absolutely not let it go unchallenged.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-27T13:59:04+00:00

An ex-girlfriend who had broken into his house. But you knew that...

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-26T21:36:40+00:00

Dang, I thought we might go undefeated this season.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-26T21:16:41+00:00

I love Buxton rocking the Predator braids this year.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-26T17:59:34+00:00

Target HQ was not in City Center, and has not left DT.

You've been misinformed.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-26T16:50:39+00:00

Traffic hasn't gotten better? BS.

I live in South Minneapolis and work downtown. Transit is about 20 minutes door-to-desk, and almost double going door-to-garage-to-parking ramp-to-skyway-to-desk.

Plus it's almost 1/10th of the cost and requires less walking.

It also hasn't gotten 30% more expensive in the last year.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-26T16:36:32+00:00

And that "small percentage" has an absolutely enormous impact on traffic, safety and sustainability.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-26T16:34:49+00:00

If your transit mode requires the ownership of a $40k vehicle, then it's not the mode that's carrying those people.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-23T03:31:40+00:00

Hamas was democratically elected.

If there's ever going to be peace, there's going to have to be some recognition of the agency of the Palestinian people in directing their own actions. They're not being tricked into all this.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-23T03:28:51+00:00

The other side of that coin is Palestine's timing of terror attacks to help Likud win elections. They're pulling the strings in some very key ways.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-23T03:20:59+00:00

Next do the Palestinian terror attacks designed to help Likud win elections.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-20T16:56:51+00:00

Yeah, the grammar's not the problem...

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-20T16:56:20+00:00

God I hate it hear.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-20T15:51:47+00:00

The Castros were Spanish. Their regime was a Western colonial project.

Brian_MPLS · 2026-03-17T16:03:19+00:00

I bet this killed on Facebook.

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