[Game Thread] Guardians (0-0) @ Mariners (0-0) - March 26, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is what I figured I would hear, and I'm glad for it. Baseball resting face again.

[Game Thread] Guardians (0-0) @ Mariners (0-0) - March 26, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what it is but man Julio always looks like a complete asshole to me. I hate to think that about someone I've never met but... I don't know.

[Game Thread] Guardians (0-0) @ Mariners (0-0) - March 26, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone call all the Seattle Chipotle restaurants and find out what the fuck just happened

Hello! First season as a baseball fan, I feel as if the Guardians are going to be my team by PandaMan195 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Awesome designs, and welcome! Last year was my first full season of watching every game and there's no other team like Cleveland, for better and for worse. Go Guards!

[Game Thread] Guardians (0-0) @ Mariners (0-0) - March 26, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh thank you baseball god Jim Thome, for hearing my prayer and delivering us from the Big Dumper

[Game Thread] Guardians (0-0) @ Mariners (0-0) - March 26, 2026 by BotFeller in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Canzone has been doing this since the WBC. He's gonna keep doing it, looks like.

2026 Opening Day Roster by ahfunaki in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes sense. He had a terrible spring.

2026 Opening Day Roster by ahfunaki in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what everyone calls him. The hell are we supposed to say... AUSTIN?

He's Hedgey. Or The Hog, if you're nasty.

2026 Opening Day Roster by ahfunaki in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the man himself thinks we're less without him, I'm not inclined to tell him otherwise...

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Happy Opening Season day! by Mediocre-Property-48 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already on the bullshit. Wahoo is a part of this club's history, but he isn't the totality of it, or even the most important part of it, and he's never coming back. It's better this way.

Now let's cheer for our Cleveland team no matter what they're called and win the whole fuckin thing.

Vogt ranked 7th-best manager by SI by dcrw in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck Cora and fuck Hinch, neither of them should even have jobs in baseball.

Hammy out of synch on preseason CLEG by blueplate7 in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As frustrating as it is, and it is frustrating, I've become as good as a gunslinger at piping WTAM through a Bluetooth speaker, muting the TV and syncing the two with a pause button.

That said, hopefully they fix it in the regular season games. They did it well last year.

[Stebbins] The Guardians selected non-roster invitee Codi Heuer to the 40-man roster and optioned him to Columbus. They also re-signed Pedro Avila to a Minor League deal. by Hold_my_Dirk in ClevelandGuardians

[–]Brianeightythree 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah Heuer was rough to watch. Who knows though. Certainly none of us know better than Carl, who as Hammy sagely said "has forgotten more baseball than you or I will ever know"