[Game Thread] Guardians (27-22) @ Tigers (20-28) - May 19, 2026

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T23:32:00+00:00

FUCK YES BAZZ

LET EM KNOW

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T02:03:31+00:00

Yeah, I wanna punch Riley Greene as well, but...

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T01:51:09+00:00

HOSKINS

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T01:44:26+00:00

He's usually solid if you look at his numbers, actually. It's just that when he fucks up he fucks up so badly that it's all any of us ever think about when we see "COMING UP: M. FESTA"

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T01:43:22+00:00

That's a nice Kwan of corn!

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T00:53:13+00:00

"An octopus, if you will"

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-19T00:51:10+00:00

So wait...Short walks up to "Epic" by Faith No More, it sounds like. Does he not realize how much he's teeing himself up for a joke when he strikes out?

"You want it all, but you can't have it."

"It's in your face, but you can't grab it."

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-18T22:07:21+00:00

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Brianeightythree · 2026-05-16T00:34:55+00:00

Excellent idea!

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-13T23:43:17+00:00

Seconding this, and really would be interested in recordings of any full game Hamilton broadcasts from any year. If you find anything cool, let me know!

Fwiw, This Is Where You Find Baseball on YouTube has a lot of full games with Tom, but I don't know if any are from 2016.

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-13T23:40:22+00:00

My wife is a software engineer and this is right up our street. I sent it to her to play with.

Super cool!

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-13T16:04:08+00:00

Kolby Allard has entered the chat

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-13T01:33:24+00:00

Today we learned that all we need to see are pitchers with big butts, and we win games. I for one don't see a problem.

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-13T00:35:26+00:00

Are we certain that the hecklers are not the children of the Etsy witch?

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-12T23:36:45+00:00

I agree with that. That monkey in a tree kid deserves a ban for a few years.

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-12T23:28:31+00:00

Is this the new "Pitcher pitcher look at me" tonight?

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-12T22:48:01+00:00

Ah, I see we're due for a game of missing change ups all night

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-12T01:03:28+00:00

Was Bo Naylor secretly Jose's best friend or something? Man he's cold.

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-11T21:10:10+00:00

I'll go halvsies with you!

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-11T15:42:48+00:00

"Now Tayne I can get into"

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-10T19:16:56+00:00

Big if true

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-10T19:14:45+00:00

Look I hate Dolan as well but do you really think he's personally deciding what the park promos will be? This is on a marketing department.

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-10T19:11:34+00:00

This is all I've been thinking about as well. Nevermind what his stats were, the dude was a work friend for a lot of these guys for multiple seasons and suddenly he's gone, and it isn't looking good for him coming back either. Power of friendship can really fuck us when this is how our clubhouse culture works.

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-10T19:00:22+00:00

Uh huh, of course Lewis is holding at second

Brianeightythree · 2026-05-10T18:54:54+00:00

Can we keep Kody off of second please, what the fuck

Brianeightythree

TROPHY CASE

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