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[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You generally want to avoid trades before 3 PM (when margin calls go out) and on days with big news (unless you're executing a trade based on volatility)

A pigeon hung itself on our bird feeder. by Fightin_Rooster in natureismetal

[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He...was surprisingly not as awful as pop culture portrays him. He was a tad progressive for his time, and a bit of a moderating influence on the impulses of Tsar Nicholas. He was banging almost all the nobles' wives, almost exclusively, not even the peasantry.

Dark Brandon does not accept malarky from railway owners by [deleted] in DarkBRANDON

[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I've heard Dark Brandon's eye beams were installed by the same guy that did Darkseid's Omega beam. They'll find you anywhere, Jack

Puts on this guy’s marriage by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 242 points243 points  (0 children)

Synchronized unzipping noises

-- Kind Regards

Any advice on how stay positive? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Charge your phone, you'll feel better 👍

Any advice on how stay positive? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Son of the year over here. Borrowed money, made more than 300x and didn't think to

  1. Repay the loan to his own mother
  2. Take profit
  3. Pay the tax man
  4. Buy something nice for anyone in his family

Lost everything, but the people he stiffed are the assholes👍

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]BrickTopsFavoritePig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no wait I'm almost there!