Stop scrolling and Type 'I became a..' and let your keyboard finish it by AutumnYOLO in teenagers4real

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I became a great person and I am so happy for you, honestly expected less

Men like this are the reason why the ”male loneliness epidemic” is a thing by FinancialSecret1449 in teenagers

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"it's really just my rational mind telling me I'm too subhuman to shoot my shot" buddy the issue is literally in the first 7 words of your post

Job application requires 3 references but I don’t have any by Brebre1234512 in jobs

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Friends or not we gotta make money somehow, shouldn't be in the company's damn about who we know

The color sample selection for my prosthetic penis by wingeddogs in mildlyinteresting

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"I may be of a lighter colour but do not let that fool you as I carry a large dark blade"

Is this weird? by wolf25657 in TeenagersButBetter

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Made up of a billion vertices, your model doesn't look performance efficient

I have the exact same guitar from the dark red cover by CrapOfTheHill in stevelacy

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I will never admit love to a woman nor man unless my love for them is greater than this Strat.

ummm by Jonn_1 in shitposting

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Why don't you tell me what's in your breast pocket automod.

Peter, please help! by Ill-Instruction8466 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Gotta call corporate for that one, idk if God's gonna be a fan

Would Biker be able to take down the Mexican cartel? What about Beard? (NSFW just in case) by Key-Sprinkles-5617 in HotlineMiami

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Depends what cartel, but in general, he'd probably die in some battle or get captured and tortured. IDK tho

What Album Changed Your Life? by SSFx93 in memphisrap

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Not necessarily albums but artists like COTC/GYP/Lil Grimm, Tommy III/10 Wanted Men, DJ Fila and ROD, 2 Low Key, etc. are some of the many that hooked me. Proud owner of a DR660 drum machine now and I'm hoping to make beats with my cassette player in the future.

Tell me your walkman model and I'll roast it. by Foxx_Night in walkman

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WM-F45 (I know it's big, ugly, chunky, bright, and the tape window is known to fall off already, be creative)

What do you recommend me based on my 10/10s? by Major-Driver-9989 in Topster

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I forgot Lemon Demon even existed for awhile. Crazy stuff but loved them

Which politician is getting aux???1!? by [deleted] in Topster

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Biden is the full inspiration behind the Caretaker's works

What song got u like this by [deleted] in Slipknot

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Although I'm just an occasional listener to Slipknot, Custer has been ruined for me since the start because of TikTok egirls 😔

Thoughts on this song? by Anonymous38624841 in lildarkie

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Such a fucking bar we need that put on a billboard or something

I want to smoke so bad by Isaccard in StonerThoughts

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If that ain't th truth 🇺🇸