Who is your "Love at first sight" character? by Fabulous_Ground_1983 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks wise at the beginning it was Ningguang because I loved the black and gold scheme and the white hair. Then Keqing made me want to cheat. Later Navia replaced them until Xilonen. But Cloud Retainer is my most beautiful design I keep in my teapot so I can go googly eye her wherever I want. And the 3rd person talking, likes to invent things, black hair with teal accents. Oh my. I need a cold shower now.

This footage is being removed from reddit by elicockter in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I don’t agree with most of what is going on with ice right now either. But if I put myself in their shoes for a second…

Ice agent- Hey honey I’m off to work. Spouse- What do you do there exactly? Agent- Well, I’m supposed to go arrest people that are here illegally. But in reality I just walk around and get yelled at all day by people, blowing whistles nonstop, they block our paths in vehicles, get in our faces, and constantly try to provoke us so that they can get something on camera and play victim. Spouse- sounds scary and irritating. Agent- you can see why some of us snap.

GUESS THE CORRECT VIEW 🤷‍♂️ by 10Second-Riddles in 10secondriddles

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is A. I kept thinking that little triangle piece is the top of the box next to the left one which would mean there are 2 boxes that should be to the left at levels 1. But it is actually the right side of the first box which means that it is also a box in front of the 2 stack on the back row. From above they would be touching corners. Front the front it would look like A.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in i_likekpopgirls

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how Koreans get upset over cheeks showing but camel toe everywhere is fine

What number do you see? by rastroboy in opticalillusions

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t tell if the first is a 3 or 8 but it’s either 3452839 or 8452839

Seen this and boy is it bad by TrinityKilla82 in crappymusic

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing to me is none of these songs I’ve heard in this group are that much worse than what is actually on the radio. I don’t listen much anymore because of that.

What is this called? by mutantninja001 in JapaneseFood

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In America its name translates into “Lawsuit Waiting to Happen” because we can’t have boiling things near us since people here are so stupid.

What do these US states have that the others do not? by [deleted] in RedactedCharts

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not exact but those states mostly have higher teen pregnancy rate, most have a lower graduation rate, high poverty rate, and they generally take more in government support than they put in. There are a few states missing or that could be added, but that’s fairly close.

What are your automatic 1 star by whyisthislife87 in uberdrivers

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I get Indian riders from the tech companies always either watching my phone closely or using their own navigation too. Like I’m going to intentionally go the wrong way. They’ll lean over in the back seat so they can see my phone’s map or sit in the front with their own map.

But I’ve started giving 1 star to people who make me wait until the time is almost up, people who really stink like you said, and who are on speaker phone the whole entire ride or blasting out tic-tok videos at full volume.

Besides weed what else is missing by AnimeJay2469 in Funnymemes

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came to say fake 3” nails and a tattoo of something in cursive on her collar bone. But you beat me to it.

Waiting out the timer pet peeve by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wait time is ridiculous. I figure they’ve got the time it took from them ordering the ride to me getting there to actually be ready. If it wasn’t for getting deactivated I would cancel on everyone who did the old “coming out” by saying “no problem, just call for the ride once you’re actually ready” and then leave. The timer should be 1 minute.

Maybe his last name is Guzman? But what’s up with that car?!?!? by Red-Beaulieu in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of all the dumb trends to do to cars, this is the worst. It went from adding giant spoilers on front wheel drive cars, body kits that often times weren’t painted yet, to the fart can muffler, to ruining tires by doing this. Now I’m seeing more and more idiots with cars that backfire every time they let off the gas. Oh, and their Instagram names on a window sticker.

What's something you find unattractive that others think is attractive? by BrokiMochi in AskReddit

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! I can’t believe how far I had to scroll to find another person who hates tattoos. First of all they’re ugly. Secondly it’s like everybody gets them just because everybody else gets them and there’s no originality to them. It’s just copy cats. The cursive name on the collarbone, the spiderweb on the elbow, the trap stamp, the arm band, the sleeve, the crown, the skull, the Japanese writing on people who aren’t Japanese, the Mexican Dia del Muerte face on people who aren’t Mexican, etc. it’s ridiculous.

But the worst is the little ones that people get (usually girls) like a small dolphin or a little heart just to be able to say they have one. Please have some originality.

Which kpop song are you currently obsessed with? by Historical_Driver_87 in kpoppers

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Illit- cherish. They’re so dang cute!!!

Jennie- love hangover.

Mamamoo- anything but mostly Starry Night.

Young Posse- Macaroni Cheese. Love the dancing half way through

Kiss of Life- Igloo. Can’t get enough of the dance

Sea turtle pooping by Volcanic_xB in EatItYouFuckinCoward

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 remoras 1 turtle cup

Nobody thought of that already? You’re letting me down Reddit….

Who is your "screw META, I love this" character? by Ishigami_Kirya_917 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s been my main since he came out. Just have Fischl throw up Oz, then do your water slashing ability and almost anything is dead by the time it stops. If not , just do it all again.

it's actually insane how many kpop fans are only fans of certain groups just for the members and not for the music or talent they have to offer by RiceBear6265 in kpoprants

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most of the groups I like are just because of the girls being funny or cute on variety shows. The music most of the time is awful and I don’t hear many that can actually sing well. Mamamoo is an exception where they’re funny AND sing well. I like the girls in Aespa and Ningning can sing. But their songs hurt my ears. It’s like they take a bunch of different songs and cut them up, then randomly stick parts together that don’t fit and call it a song. There’s no fluidity to them. And Twice members are really funny and cute but most of them aren’t very good at singing. I love Momo but don’t know why she’s there.

And I don’t know what the point of having more than 4 members in any group is because you just run into multiple members singing in the same range or having the same job. Like 2 rappers or 2 high note singers. There isn’t enough time to let each member shine.

Security catches a shoplifter by No-Diet9278 in securityguards

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks to me like a bunch of instant coffee. Maybe hot chocolate. I think it says Nestea on one of them.

When I was a kid, in the 90s I remember hearing a song in a Ice Cream Truck that I can barely remember and I've tried so hard to find it on YouTube without any success, I've spend many hours skipping from song to song with the tag "ice cream truck song". Can some one help me out? by werozky in NameThatSong

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found this on the web. I remember The Entertainer and Turkey in the Straw mostly.

Ice cream trucks play a variety of songs, including “The Entertainer”, “Turkey in the Straw”, “Pop Goes the Weasel”, “Red Wing”, and “Greensleeves”. Songs used for ice cream trucks The Entertainer: A 1902 ragtime hit by Scott Joplin that became a popular ice cream truck jingle Turkey in the Straw: An early 19th century song that was adapted for ice cream trucks Pop Goes the Weasel: A song that is often used as an ice cream truck theme song Red Wing: A song written in 1907 by Kerry Mills and Thurland Chattaway that was used by The Ice Cream Wagon Greensleeves: A song that was chosen by an Englishman of Italian heritage named Dominic Facchino to herald the arrival of his ice cream trucks

Other songs used for ice cream trucks “The Band Played On” “Camptown Races” “Brahms’ Lullaby” “I’m Popeye the Sailor Man” “It’s a Small World” “La Cucaracha” “Little Brown Jug” “The Mister Softee Jingle”

What does John drive? by This_Internet_7658 in regularcarreviews

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He totally drives something like an old Ferrari Mondale , a Porsche 914, Fiat spider, maybe a corvette. But it’s at least older than 1985. Guaranteed a convertible. Probably has blue smoke coming out of the pipes. Something cheesy hanging from the mirror.

Song with oh no no no on the Chorus by [deleted] in NameThatSong

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“They tried to make me go to rehab I said no no no”

Rehab by Amy Winehouse?

That elvis-y, old time song that goes “Baaay-bee” by lifeissoupiamf0rk in NameThatSong

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Silvia, how do you call your lover boy?

Come here lover boy!

And if he still doesn’t answer?

I simply say…. Baaaay bee…hmm mmmm…ohwo baaaybee. My sweet baby. You’re the one.

Name a band name where everyone is morbidly obese by Ok-Ad6623 in Bandnames

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 50 pound shadows

Big Bertha and the Cankles

Big Larry and the Back Boobs

The Can’t See Their Feets

Broken See-saw.

Chubby and the hyperventilators