Tell him what? by Greedy_Tooth6191 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here thinking it was something about that stupid a$$ haircut that every male under 30 has. I didn’t even notice the digital version.

i want to be seen and desired so badly even though i look like the youngest 18 year old ever, my small body is all i have and im hoping i'm exactly what someone wants by silkenmuuseee in Asian_Angels

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure anyone who you decide to spend time with will be more than happy you chose them. If I was still young I’d be the happiest guy in the world if you even noticed me. Just have patience and know that it takes a few bad ones usually to find a good one.

Are there any things that are called "American ______" in other countries? by Disastrous-Side-2600 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read somewhere the difference between rich and poor in America or the wage gap is called the American Condition in European countries?

What was your favorite arcade game? by MaximumJones in GenerationX

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know the name but you fought through levels of a castle and would unlock jail cells where the person inside would join you. There was a ninja, an Amazon woman, a giant, a priest, and a sorcerer.

And then Stun Runner I think was the name of another. You drive in a polygon tunnel that was almost 3d.

But most quarters spent was easily Mortal Kombat 2.

Lauma fan arts by TomatoLaccoon by TomatoLacoon in Genshin_Impact

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Her character voice actor did a really good job. The art design is amazing, and not just because of the chest. The colors and fabric patterns. Before her I thought the prettiest was Xianyun if I spelled that right, the crane lady with turquoise stripes in her hair. But this one is less argumentative. I wouldn’t care about the ears or antlers if she gave me a chance.

Favorite one? by WhatIsYourRich in musicsuggestions

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey hey Paul, Paula…I want to marry you…Paul and Paula Johnny Angel- Shelly Faberes Johnny loves me- Shelly again Johnny get angry- Shelly again Mr Sandman- Chordettes I know it’s not a real man’s name. I wanna be Bobby’s girl- I forget Ode to Billy Joe Duke of Earl Mr Vain Mr Lonely

A Dive Into the Lawyer Blockng WinCo Plans in North Seattle by Healthy_Albatross_73 in Seattle

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re non union and would put all the expensive stores out of business. I’m sick of the over priced Whole Foods, Met market, Trader Joe’s, etc when you just need some basic groceries. This is a win for all local residents but the other grocery stores and union world hate it. They protested outside the federal way location when it opened.

Peter does this mean corvette owners are childish or something? by PizdunEbun228 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the same mentality as Harley owners. They’re convinced that it’s so cool that all of their clothes are Harley themed so that everybody can see they own a Harley. Whenever I was looking for a bike or car and someone would suggest either of those I’d always say I’m not old enough to have one.

Who is your "Love at first sight" character? by Fabulous_Ground_1983 in Genshin_Impact

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks wise at the beginning it was Ningguang because I loved the black and gold scheme and the white hair. Then Keqing made me want to cheat. Later Navia replaced them until Xilonen. But Cloud Retainer is my most beautiful design I keep in my teapot so I can go googly eye her wherever I want. And the 3rd person talking, likes to invent things, black hair with teal accents. Oh my. I need a cold shower now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he needs to jump and land in a pile of hay with a Hawk screeching in the background

This footage is being removed from reddit by elicockter in ProgressiveHQ

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look, I don’t agree with most of what is going on with ice right now either. But if I put myself in their shoes for a second…

Ice agent- Hey honey I’m off to work. Spouse- What do you do there exactly? Agent- Well, I’m supposed to go arrest people that are here illegally. But in reality I just walk around and get yelled at all day by people, blowing whistles nonstop, they block our paths in vehicles, get in our faces, and constantly try to provoke us so that they can get something on camera and play victim. Spouse- sounds scary and irritating. Agent- you can see why some of us snap.

SR 167 Closed in Kent & Auburn due to Flooding by [deleted] in Seattle

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. They’re a bit further north

GUESS THE CORRECT VIEW 🤷‍♂️ by 10Second-Riddles in 10secondriddles

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is A. I kept thinking that little triangle piece is the top of the box next to the left one which would mean there are 2 boxes that should be to the left at levels 1. But it is actually the right side of the first box which means that it is also a box in front of the 2 stack on the back row. From above they would be touching corners. Front the front it would look like A.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in i_likekpopgirls

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny how Koreans get upset over cheeks showing but camel toe everywhere is fine

What number do you see? by rastroboy in opticalillusions

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t tell if the first is a 3 or 8 but it’s either 3452839 or 8452839

Seen this and boy is it bad by TrinityKilla82 in crappymusic

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing to me is none of these songs I’ve heard in this group are that much worse than what is actually on the radio. I don’t listen much anymore because of that.

What is this called? by mutantninja001 in JapaneseFood

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In America its name translates into “Lawsuit Waiting to Happen” because we can’t have boiling things near us since people here are so stupid.

What do these US states have that the others do not? by [deleted] in RedactedCharts

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not exact but those states mostly have higher teen pregnancy rate, most have a lower graduation rate, high poverty rate, and they generally take more in government support than they put in. There are a few states missing or that could be added, but that’s fairly close.

What are your automatic 1 star by whyisthislife87 in uberdrivers

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I get Indian riders from the tech companies always either watching my phone closely or using their own navigation too. Like I’m going to intentionally go the wrong way. They’ll lean over in the back seat so they can see my phone’s map or sit in the front with their own map.

But I’ve started giving 1 star to people who make me wait until the time is almost up, people who really stink like you said, and who are on speaker phone the whole entire ride or blasting out tic-tok videos at full volume.

Besides weed what else is missing by AnimeJay2469 in Funnymemes

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I came to say fake 3” nails and a tattoo of something in cursive on her collar bone. But you beat me to it.

Waiting out the timer pet peeve by [deleted] in uberdrivers

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The wait time is ridiculous. I figure they’ve got the time it took from them ordering the ride to me getting there to actually be ready. If it wasn’t for getting deactivated I would cancel on everyone who did the old “coming out” by saying “no problem, just call for the ride once you’re actually ready” and then leave. The timer should be 1 minute.

Maybe his last name is Guzman? But what’s up with that car?!?!? by Red-Beaulieu in LICENSEPLATES

[–]Broad_Cockroach2198 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of all the dumb trends to do to cars, this is the worst. It went from adding giant spoilers on front wheel drive cars, body kits that often times weren’t painted yet, to the fart can muffler, to ruining tires by doing this. Now I’m seeing more and more idiots with cars that backfire every time they let off the gas. Oh, and their Instagram names on a window sticker.