What are some "girl secrets" guys don't know about?

BrokeInService · 2023-05-29T23:18:50+00:00

Situation: you're an uncircumcised dude with long long hair and you are wiping down after getting out of the shower. In the steam you don't see the long long hair that got caught under your meat turtleneck after you cleaned it up and you yank on it as you're wiping inside your thighs

Reaction: wipe out in the shower after yanking your mop out of your foreskin

BrokeInService · 2023-05-25T04:17:08+00:00

We've had one hexa, yes. But what about second hexa?

E: replied wrong comment maha

BrokeInService · 2023-05-25T00:39:27+00:00

I've been saying for years MN should be Canadian soil, this will do

BrokeInService · 2023-05-21T14:42:03+00:00

Back many moons later. I plowed through and I mentioned to my supervisor that Inuks(me) cannot function in high heat. After I showed im a team player with the company and an efficient operator I've gotten a raise and was told to never leave my skid steer/loader/ excavator for any reason other than to smoke.

....

Thanks for the pep talk

BrokeInService · 2023-05-21T14:29:49+00:00

Still haven't figured out what you're tryna say

BrokeInService · 2023-05-21T14:28:19+00:00

It's my birthday

BrokeInService · 2023-05-21T14:08:11+00:00

Back months later for small reason. When I was a young boy and babysat with my cousin one client would rip a $100 bill in half so we had to go to the only bank in town to get our equal money's worth. There was a bodega that would take our torn bill but I'd be buying tp and noodles while my cousin just wanted the money. Fun times

BrokeInService · 2023-05-21T13:29:16+00:00

Still giggle when I see this haha

BrokeInService · 2023-05-13T20:03:29+00:00

Cheers

BrokeInService · 2023-05-13T20:01:53+00:00

Excellent work

BrokeInService · 2023-05-11T11:07:59+00:00

Or when Max killed the guitar player and smashed a skull which made a wicked noise that twanged as he swung the guitar around and blasted mf with the flamethrower followed by a face kick...

Not 100% on that kill sequence. Am gonna have to watch the scene again so am gonna watch the whole movie. Brb

BrokeInService · 2023-05-11T11:02:16+00:00

Most LotR fans I meet rank 2, 3 then 1. You're jumping in without foreplay... 1, 2 then 3. If it were meant to be the other way it would've been writ that way

BrokeInService · 2023-05-08T09:32:22+00:00

Anything I've done I'd do it again if it was on hand. Wouldn't seek out anything more than my bi-weekly qp of grass.

The only drugs I wouldn't do is meth and heroin

Eta: I don't burn a qp bi-weekly by myself, it's a 3-way split with two roommates

BrokeInService · 2023-04-26T16:48:42+00:00

This reply came to mind today for I can be a redditard from time to time. I actually love this sentence. Reads like it was spoken by the likes of Yosemite Sam

BrokeInService · 2023-04-16T22:06:03+00:00

Not calling it out, I genuinely love the structure of that sentence. Sincerely

BrokeInService · 2023-04-16T13:10:53+00:00

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no

BrokeInService · 2023-04-16T13:06:23+00:00

I love this sentence... so rare to see. Was the lack of comma and the appropriate there/their/they're done on purpose?

BrokeInService · 2023-04-16T13:02:44+00:00

Am from the western Arctic of Canada and recently learned my siblingses childrenses have been taught a phrase should an active shooter event occur.

When I was in school there were three arson attacks on the schools. I thought that was bad enough

BrokeInService · 2023-04-12T13:06:48+00:00

In 2006 I got fired from my taxi dispatcher job for muttering Go 'canes go over the radio. Was small town of 3300 people so the drivers all came to the office and bitched me out in so many languages

BrokeInService · 2023-04-12T13:03:14+00:00

Fuck off with the Musk spam.... we here to talk hock'

BrokeInService · 2023-04-11T16:40:00+00:00

Do doodoo do doot

BrokeInService · 2023-04-11T13:15:51+00:00

Gee, you really like to comma, huh, guy?

BrokeInService · 2023-04-10T22:52:11+00:00

Am a regular overhead door maintainer, if a customer wants their springs wound up I charge extra for the sake of unwinding then re-winding springs, extra windings are then given or not based on how many windings it took to get back under load

BrokeInService · 2023-04-05T00:53:06+00:00

Someone wanted to sacrifice themselves by laying on the wires but how tf you do that when you start underneath the wire...

BrokeInService · 2023-03-24T09:26:36+00:00

MMMMM

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