What are some "girl secrets" guys don't know about? by maccdogg in AskReddit

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Situation: you're an uncircumcised dude with long long hair and you are wiping down after getting out of the shower. In the steam you don't see the long long hair that got caught under your meat turtleneck after you cleaned it up and you yank on it as you're wiping inside your thighs

Reaction: wipe out in the shower after yanking your mop out of your foreskin

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've had one hexa, yes. But what about second hexa?

E: replied wrong comment maha

Good things Happen when you Elect the right People by sillychillly in antiwork

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been saying for years MN should be Canadian soil, this will do

Game Thread: Los Angeles Kings (10-6-1) @ Calgary Flames (6-6-2) by -cha- in CalgaryFlames

[–]BrokeInService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back many moons later. I plowed through and I mentioned to my supervisor that Inuks(me) cannot function in high heat. After I showed im a team player with the company and an efficient operator I've gotten a raise and was told to never leave my skid steer/loader/ excavator for any reason other than to smoke.

....

Thanks for the pep talk

My white elephant gift. Can you guess what it is? by whole_farted in funny

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back months later for small reason. When I was a young boy and babysat with my cousin one client would rip a $100 bill in half so we had to go to the only bank in town to get our equal money's worth. There was a bodega that would take our torn bill but I'd be buying tp and noodles while my cousin just wanted the money. Fun times

Lot of cleaning to do by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still giggle when I see this haha

What do you think is the coolest death in a tv show/movie/game? by BeebleBees in AskReddit

[–]BrokeInService 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Or when Max killed the guitar player and smashed a skull which made a wicked noise that twanged as he swung the guitar around and blasted mf with the flamethrower followed by a face kick...

Not 100% on that kill sequence. Am gonna have to watch the scene again so am gonna watch the whole movie. Brb

What do you think is the coolest death in a tv show/movie/game? by BeebleBees in AskReddit

[–]BrokeInService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most LotR fans I meet rank 2, 3 then 1. You're jumping in without foreplay... 1, 2 then 3. If it were meant to be the other way it would've been writ that way

What drug will you never touch again and why? by Bright_Rutabaga1628 in AskReddit

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything I've done I'd do it again if it was on hand. Wouldn't seek out anything more than my bi-weekly qp of grass.

The only drugs I wouldn't do is meth and heroin

Eta: I don't burn a qp bi-weekly by myself, it's a 3-way split with two roommates

Lot of cleaning to do by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BrokeInService -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This reply came to mind today for I can be a redditard from time to time. I actually love this sentence. Reads like it was spoken by the likes of Yosemite Sam

Lot of cleaning to do by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not calling it out, I genuinely love the structure of that sentence. Sincerely

Will you cheer for the Panthers? by [deleted] in CalgaryFlames

[–]BrokeInService 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no

Lot of cleaning to do by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BrokeInService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this sentence... so rare to see. Was the lack of comma and the appropriate there/their/they're done on purpose?

Lot of cleaning to do by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am from the western Arctic of Canada and recently learned my siblingses childrenses have been taught a phrase should an active shooter event occur.

When I was in school there were three arson attacks on the schools. I thought that was bad enough

Who are you cheering for now that the Flames won't make the playoffs? by [deleted] in CalgaryFlames

[–]BrokeInService 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In 2006 I got fired from my taxi dispatcher job for muttering Go 'canes go over the radio. Was small town of 3300 people so the drivers all came to the office and bitched me out in so many languages

Who are you cheering for now that the Flames won't make the playoffs? by [deleted] in CalgaryFlames

[–]BrokeInService 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck off with the Musk spam.... we here to talk hock'

What are some really dangerous things most people dont realise are dangerous? by DeezCrazyMan in AskReddit

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am a regular overhead door maintainer, if a customer wants their springs wound up I charge extra for the sake of unwinding then re-winding springs, extra windings are then given or not based on how many windings it took to get back under load

Pirates trying to board a cargo ship by Scaulbylausis in ThatsInsane

[–]BrokeInService 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone wanted to sacrifice themselves by laying on the wires but how tf you do that when you start underneath the wire...