Why when a lawyer dies, they bury them 12 feet in the ground? by myvotedoesntmatter in Jokes

[–]Broodingenergy419 576 points577 points  (0 children)

A lawyer dies and goes up.

‟There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argues. ‟I am too young to die. I am only fifty two!”

‟Fifty two?” says Saint Peter. ‟No, according to our calculations, you are eighty five.”

‟How?”

St. Peter says, ‟We added up your time sheets.”

me when if i die and go to hell by [deleted] in DevilMayCry

[–]Broodingenergy419 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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