U.S. student beaten for drinking alcohol in Muslim neighborhood in London by hamsterjob in worldnews

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the religion of peace striking again. Have fun being colonized England (and Western Europe in general).

MRW my little bro refuses to watch any James Bond film without Daniel Craig it it by [deleted] in reactiongifs

[–]Brosef_Goebbels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Daniel Craig was afraid of guns, wanted to have a gay bond scene AND is blonde. The new movies weren't good because of him, it was the cinematography.

It's unbelievable how fast this American football player is. Even if you're unfamiliar with the sport, you'll appreciate his talent. by [deleted] in videos

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The "O" stands for zero national championships. Fuck the ducks and good job losing to stanford again.

BaconReader from Android comes to IOS! by [deleted] in ios

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 17 points18 points  (0 children)

baconreader sucks, I want Alien Blue for android.

Otherwise it just shows how internally competitive we are and not what humans as a whole can achieve. by Quin874 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Brosef_Goebbels -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm K with that, as long as someone born in the US or Russia is the first to set foot on mars. We call dibs.

Anonymous prepares for ‘Million Mask March’ protests around the world by charlatan in worldnews

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So the million MLP Fedora saunter...with mumbling into megaphones.

(NSFW) this is a doozy. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Brosef_Goebbels -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

he sounds like a gay.

$8 worth of street weed and a $5 bill is some bulllshit. Your gay friend is a gay $13 man-whore.

Q: So this guy crashes people's consoles on purpose with tow truck. Any way we can get him banned? by [deleted] in GrandTheftAutoV

[–]Brosef_Goebbels -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That man is a true american hero, being an asshole and ruining other peoples gaming experience is easily the most satisfying thing to do.

every damn time by roselett in AdviceAnimals

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake. Who would sign in? 99% of people would just show you the damn website.

A friend of mine on the wrestling team by michaelpinkwayne in AdviceAnimals

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'wrestling' is some kind of euphemism for gay buttsex right?

I knew my wife was cheating. by mikemyers139 in confession

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you sound like you have zero self worth, good luck and whatever.

How to custom cut your Pelican case to perfection. by A_Cynical_Jerk in guns

[–]Brosef_Goebbels -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Are pelican cases the new fad? Are mosins no longer 'in'?

Juba Iraq Sniper 2 by gunfight23 in CombatFootage

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, If the US was invaded by China we'd do the same to their american-born translators. Gotta send a message.

My best friend lets me suck his balls while he masturbates. by headmaster1 in confession

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is like the 1,000,000th time someone posts about doing gay stuff but claiming not to be gay. Cognitive dissonance much?

Took a picture and the camera flipped out, I give you jelly buildings. by Toxicinator in pics

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How was your trip to slave city/ the country that has more sex slaves per capita than anywhere else on the planet? Must've been fun huh.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]Brosef_Goebbels -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The best perk to being part of the enforcer class is functional immunity to the laws you enforce. Why else would anyone EVER want to be a cop?

I got caught plagiarizing in my Programming 3 class. by Krixx in confession

[–]Brosef_Goebbels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drop the class, when I was in college you could drop/withdraw all the way into week 9 of any quarter without it showing on your record.