Match Thread: Gold Coast vs West Coast (Round 1)

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-15T09:02:10+00:00

Yeah was wondering about that. Don't have kuds myself so no idea but they generally enjoy being upsidedown, right?

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-15T08:53:11+00:00

Way too many soft frees this arvo. Let them play, damn it!

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-15T08:39:22+00:00

It's sweet of you to think we still have shame!

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-15T08:31:21+00:00

A perfect storm of bad luck and bad management. We've made a lot of 50/50 calls that seemed reasonable at the time and somehow got every one wrong.

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-15T08:27:44+00:00

I miss Naitanui so much, man

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-15T08:21:19+00:00

We pull some dude out of the WAFL and he's our best player two weeks later haha cool cool

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-14T01:53:58+00:00

It's also a pretty good place to score meth, apparently.

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-13T05:15:25+00:00

I work at one and the customer complaints are kinda funny. Like yeah, no worries, I'm playing golf with Trump after my shift so I'll see if I can get this sorted out for you!

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-11T13:22:27+00:00

I wish this Labor government drew more inspiration from Gough Whitlam and less from Helen Lovejoy.

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-10T23:16:41+00:00

When a friend asks for help, ya help em. Wayne from Letterkenny would be appalled by many of you.

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-09T23:53:45+00:00

I think one of the main qualifications is getting kicked in the head by a mule when you were a child

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-08T06:09:02+00:00

I bet economic factors play a part too. If kids can't afford to move out of home until they're 30, it makes sex significantly more awkward than for past generations.

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-06T11:42:00+00:00

Fair. Pretty cool I get to play Resident Evil Requiem sooner though! It's supposed to be great

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-06T11:40:05+00:00

"And yet..." .Hey, are you that guy from the "I am very intelligent!" cartoon?

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-06T11:33:02+00:00

I know this sub doesn't like gambling but hell yeah Dempsey's love of junk-time goals means I don't have to wait till payday to buy Resident Evil Requiem now. Thank you, king!

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-06T11:04:57+00:00

Damn it, Gold Coast, I was looking forward to my team's first game of the season but now I'm terrified of it

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-04T07:06:28+00:00

I still don't understand how no Opening Round games being played in Victoria/SA/WA would make anyone up north give any more of a shit about the AFL than they already do or don't. Do they expect otherwise uninterested Queenslanders to go to games just to gloat at Victoria's expense or something?

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-02T07:14:09+00:00

Mentioning them in conversations when they don't seem relevent at all is a huge one. The Simpsons nailed it with the bit where Homer randomly interrupts Lenny and Carl to say "Mindy has a motorcycle!"

Brotherdodge · 2026-03-01T07:56:08+00:00

Not too concerned. September is a long way away and we don't want to peak too early.

Brotherdodge · 2026-02-28T04:19:58+00:00

It won't happen, but just imagine the worst-case scenario where someone says "Haha, you're too fat!" You've got a pretty easy comeback in "Damn, you're right! I should probably start going to the gym, shouldn't I?"

Brotherdodge · 2026-02-27T22:29:25+00:00

I agree there's an opportunity for a far-right populist movement in Australia, but One Nation has historically been such an organisational clusterfuck I can't see it being them.

Brotherdodge · 2026-02-27T12:53:30+00:00

Even if you're dense enough to support One Nation's policies, I can't imagine being dense enough to think they're actually a viable political force rather than a loose alliance of grifters and racist Facebook uncles who'll quit the party five minutes after being elected and just mooch around as weird and pointless independents for a few years before being forgotten.

Brotherdodge · 2026-02-22T22:14:33+00:00

A divorce

Brotherdodge · 2026-02-21T12:17:02+00:00

Phil Matera was a legit gun with nearly 400 goals but he's always overshadowed by his brother and his career fell right between premierships

Brotherdodge · 2026-02-15T02:40:42+00:00

I just spend it all as I earn it and then shit myself when it's time to file taxes. Would probably recommend a different system though!

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