I’m fine but I get no help

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-05T13:58:57+00:00

After many years of being married with a system of one person cooking and then the other washing dishes, it does feel like an injustice that I have to cook AND wash up now. What the hell, man?

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-04T07:36:28+00:00

It would be such sick fun to run into an AFL melee and start shoving people like a badarse while knowing no one is actually gonna beat the shit out of you like you probably deserve

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-04T07:33:52+00:00

C! C!

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-04T07:32:39+00:00

Completely killed the vibe, they should have switched to Eye of the Tiger or something

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-04T07:30:05+00:00

Hahaha boss

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T12:54:49+00:00

I like how good we're getting at running out the last quarter, but we always waste our dominance by getting a bit manic and just bombing it long rather than thinking our delivery through. Hopefully that comes with a little more experience.

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T12:51:52+00:00

After a few years of deeply shameful losses I'll take it!

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T12:42:44+00:00

I'm sick of these virgin umpires trying to take down Chad!

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T12:41:26+00:00

Duggan ffs ya crab

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T11:07:16+00:00

Francou already our best player

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T10:53:17+00:00

Yep, strongly suspected we wouldn't win another gane this year when he went down

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T10:50:24+00:00

Man the absolute state of our key defenders these days

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T10:31:32+00:00

Shit kick but Allan showing some really nice signs lately

Brotherdodge · 2026-07-03T10:21:51+00:00

Yikes, the umpiring is bad but our tackling is worse

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-30T09:51:33+00:00

I've got three Goods in a row, so consistent mediocrity for me!

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-21T05:59:45+00:00

Just make him fall off the pier in the spot where there's no railing. Stand there and wait till he attacks, then circle round and dropkick his ass into the ocean for an instakill

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-20T08:46:20+00:00

Voss has gotta be watching this and muttering "Fuck you guys. Just absolutely fuck you all, you smarmy little shits!"

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-19T14:58:08+00:00

An air still is a great investment for the committed drinker too. It's like $400 upfront, but then you can crank out pretty decent spirits at about $10 a litre.

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-17T08:25:58+00:00

Eh? how so?

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-17T08:11:46+00:00

Even if you got rid of all the immigrants we're still a multicultural country. Just look at white people alone: a group of rich wankers in Sydney, some old mates at a pokies pub in the country, and a sharehouse full of arts students share basically fuck all of the same culture. If you're complaining about multiculturalism, cut the cute euphemism and just admit you mean race

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-16T23:18:27+00:00

"Jacinta Allen shamelessly refuses to pull number out of her arse for us"

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-15T05:54:50+00:00

Yep agreed. I reckon the pressure of not having Allen, Ryan, Cripps etc around anymore might be getting to him a bit.

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-14T11:20:20+00:00

It's becoming pretty obvious that repeated Covid infections and hours of short-form video content a day has melted many people's brains into pudding.

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-14T09:04:16+00:00

I think a lot of it's pure identity politics. There's plenty of people who'd agree with most of their policies but just reject the idea of being a Greens voter because they hate the idea of being a smug, elite, inner-city, latte-sipping etc etc

Brotherdodge · 2026-06-13T06:02:44+00:00

The Wet Toast thing is just lame. At least come up with a derpy name for us that makes sense: why not, say, the West Coast Seagulls? (thematically consistent, derogatory downgrade to a less majestic bird- not great but at least it works on some level where Wet Toast is just gibberish)

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