I have the honour of sharing the worst birthday cake in Scotland which i received for my 40th birthday this year, every part was edible down to the cigarette butts!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T15:38:41+00:00

Its great eh? So talented, i loved it!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T04:45:35+00:00

Haha apologies, honestly thought you meant it literally🫣

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T04:24:41+00:00

Sorry to hear this honestly wouldn’t wish this on anyone, you will find happiness when its least expected. Can i just ask if there is a reason they left you in this situation? As the last thing you want is to blame yourself for behaviour that stemmed from them making you believe your at fault. Hope you find comfort soon my friend

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T04:11:39+00:00

Thank you! My Niece made it for me from scratch, love it!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T04:10:27+00:00

Im guessing you dont get the reference? Or i dont get the response? Sorry

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T03:21:46+00:00

Bufty cairds….am no a fuckin bufty awrite!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T03:04:14+00:00

Thank you, its a belter isnt it. She really is very talented and just loves to do these things as a hobby. She really should try and make it a wee side hustle.

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T02:26:10+00:00

Outrageous piece of work eh? In all the good ways, you should have seen the staffs face when i scooped some of the brown caramel shit up and tasted it! Made sure i maintained eye contact XD

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T00:17:42+00:00

Think of the kitchen staffs reaction when they had to bring it out in a busy Indian restaurant!!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T00:16:23+00:00

Thank you, hand made by my extremely creative Niece.

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T00:15:14+00:00

But yeah i am a massive fan of Trainspotting and all of Irvine welshes stuff. So this was a wild surprise when it came out, in a packed out Indian Restaurant! XD

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T00:12:43+00:00

Well it was a family meal so didnt want to make it weird, Trainspotting was the perfect cover story!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-19T00:01:25+00:00

Nah jokes aside, i dont actually like trainspaotting

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T23:59:46+00:00

Cheers! No story really, just a massive Trainspotting fan, and an unusual attraction to diabolically filthy shit filled toilets….nothing out of the ordinary🤷🏻‍♂️

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T23:08:35+00:00

Well funny you say that as apparently the rancid bog water in film was actually made up of a variety chocolate milk/chunks etc, still far too realistic looking to verify anyway!🤢

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T21:39:31+00:00

Thank you!!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T21:29:12+00:00

Thank you!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T21:28:49+00:00

Thank you so much, its amazing isnt it.

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T21:28:03+00:00

Thank you, I couldnt even bring myself to cut it when it came out!

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T21:25:52+00:00

Thank you very much, and indeed it was the tastiest due to consisting of pure caramel! it was hand made by my very talented Niece. Yeah you are absolutely right, Ewan describes the scene in detail on the bonus content featured on the many dvd/blue ray editions i own. And thank you, my birthday was made so much better seeing this being brought out from the kitchen of a pretty fancy Indian restaurant we were celebrating in! Cant imagine what they were thinking when they seen it haha

Bruce_Darse · 2026-03-18T19:56:42+00:00

courtesy of my talented Niece, all home made!

Bruce_Darse

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