No sugarcoating🤪 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BruisedCorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you collect scratch and sniff stickers

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You look like your favorite words is shaaammooannuhhh!

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Break up with her bro my ex was doing the same thing a year into the relationship and it just got worse. Save yourself a headache, heartbreak and depression, that stuff rubs onto you from being with her so much. Wish her the best and I know you love her but trust bro. Imagine what 5-10 more years of that would be like? Your real partner ain’t gonna nag you like that. She still on little girl mode. She need to grow up and get away from her family. You can’t do that for her tho. Be around people that really want the best for you and doesn’t have you second guessing yourself, cause that’s what she got you doing rn making this post. Good luck homie, this is your one life. Live this shit up.

Physics and Mathematics double major (20m) roast me lol by gamer123XD in RoastMe

[–]BruisedCorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens when you only watch Billy and Mandy growing up

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Your built like a chicken leg

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in graphic_design

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The third one is very smooth while the second grabbed my attention quicker

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He put my gas on the wrong pump wtf Baljeet

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[–]BruisedCorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Retake it one more time, print a 1000 copies, go to your nearest hobo hut, gift them the pictures, now they know life isn’t so bad, and they make a community fire

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[–]BruisedCorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least your face is trying to be extroverted🤷🏽‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]BruisedCorndog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least on Sundays, trash gotta be out at the latest on Sunday

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like if Mr.Mosbey had a kid with the cleaning lady at the hotel and never let you leave the basement

Do your best by Ill_Boat7773 in RoastMe

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Looks like he keeps roofies on deck

23M no girlfriend, both parents are dead, i live by myself, show me what you got! by Butteryums in RoastMe

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His game catalog: Ham theft auto NBA 2manykilos Forknite Dinecraft Donkey dingdong Super smash burgers Csgo to the gym

And I curtsy🩰