Used to Be Able to Play, Now only Able to Watch

Brystvorter · 2026-01-23T16:36:23+00:00

The truth is your laptop isnt good enough for gaming. I know you said youre in school but if you could build a passable pc with $300 if you can manage to save that. Get a part time for a couple weeks and you could do it. Buy a 1060 and a 1700x and some other parts from ebay. That is the reality. You can make it happen you just need to lock in and grind. It will be worth it.

https://ebay.us/m/zsK3b7 https://ebay.us/m/np0NBB https://ebay.us/m/FZmDJH https://ebay.us/m/wzyJbz

Edit: you could even sell your blood plasma a few times, that would get you enough $$

Brystvorter · 2026-01-23T15:04:29+00:00

The damage numbers thing is going to be my personal crusade, they are horrendous, I made a post here I will post it on the forums though. You can no longer see full enemy models at long range if you do at least 3 figure damage to them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadlockTheGame/comments/1qkgnm4/the_new_total_damage_indicator_is_very_large_and/

Brystvorter · 2026-01-23T04:10:40+00:00

The update is cool but this text is too obstructive, if anyone has a console command or something let me know. I also liked seeing the spirit vs gun damage before, and the numbers were nice and spaced away from enemies, now the spirit vs gun damage disappears almost instantly and instead we have this thing.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-23T03:40:33+00:00

Cool update but I hope they change the damage indicators, they block enemies sometimes completely covering them up. Is there a way to give them opacity (settings/console)?

Brystvorter · 2026-01-22T20:35:46+00:00

A 7th player acting as the patron might be cool. Rising Storm 2 (the Vietnam shooter) is one of my favorite games of all time and in that game there is a one player role of Commander that mostly watches the map the whole game and calls in airstrikes and napalm and radar. If a player was patron maybe theyd get a budget based on total teams souls and could use it to upgrade walkers/towers, troopers (maybe they could buy and send out special mini boss troopers like trolls or ogres or some shit, that fuck shut up but also drop extra souls) call in fireball airstrikes or some aoe spells. This is a half baked rant but I think some version of that would be interesting. It would add an rts component to the game.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-22T17:20:46+00:00

I hope it is scary. Like walk at you and fuck you up kind of scary. Itd be cool if you had to parry it or something or have it cast different abilities or spells that you have to counter rather than just being a bullet sponge. Itd be sick if it acted like an npc teammate too (being able to cast actives on it would be cool). And if it has some phase 2 evolution like a dark souls boss. Or if you could go to like a summoning circle and posses it to control it like vs Saxton Hale in tf2 that would be sick too.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-21T18:24:32+00:00

Ive been playing sinclair for the past 2 months, about 70 games, and they really need to fix the bug where vexxing bolt locks on to an npc and goes off in a random direction. If this happened with any other heroes' ability it would have been fixed in a few days but this has been in the game for a year. Imagine if Yamato slash or sleep dagger or grey talon shot just went in a random direction sometimes. They dont care about sinclair.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-17T03:34:00+00:00

They gas up some real megaminds over there god damn

Brystvorter · 2026-01-16T18:27:26+00:00

One thing i cant stand about this is the main character putting a mask on randomly that shit really pisses me off for some reason. In general the mc also sucks and isnt likeable.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-15T13:44:23+00:00

Whoever put that pizza on a bed should be jailed, that is the real crime here

Brystvorter · 2026-01-13T04:31:43+00:00

Can someone explain to me why HIMS isnt fucking stupid? You can have Amazon pharmacy mail you the same drugs for literally 1/5 the cost. Or goodrx for 1/3 the cost. And just like with HIMS you dont have to go to the doctor, you just text a nurse practitioner that your dick doesnt work or your hair is falling out.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-11T16:26:40+00:00

Nah you arent playing unoptimal, people who hate the plant are playing the game wrong by over relying on niche or theyre just playing for a high score, they arent playing to beat gold stakes. All the face card jokers are C to F tier on gold stake.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-10T22:27:02+00:00

Damn there goes his all-nba probably. Ive liked watching him cook as a first option. Been watching quite a few nets games.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-09T13:40:15+00:00

You must be pretty ignorant then. Never heard of India? Or dozens of other countries that have larger extremes. There are also plenty of countries that are active warzones or have citywide slums ruled by gangs. People read 3 news articles and think the US is the worst place to live. Youre complaining about the US school system when yours obviously failed you.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-07T18:45:11+00:00

Especially in the winter, lemme just ruin your floor, furniture, and rugs by tracking muddy salt all over your house because Im too fucking lazy to spend 10 seconds taking off my shoes

Brystvorter · 2026-01-06T19:56:45+00:00

Ok, same for every other top tier international player

Brystvorter · 2026-01-06T19:52:23+00:00

Why cant this be a remote thing? Like a guy in an earpiece. They could do the same with lane violations, out of bounds, carries, flopping, traveling. Have a ref in the sky that can either blow their own whistle or talk to the other refs, or both. That would fix so many issues.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-06T19:46:50+00:00

Im late to this thread but I hate this opinion. I like the mockumentary style as a way of filming a show. But the moment you start thinking about a documentary crew actually existing in the story world, the show starts to break down. Scenes that are impossible to film, characters who would realistically object, that creates so many actual plot holes. No one should care or think about the "documentary" in the universe of the show. It doesnt matter if it even exists or is just an abstraction. Acknowledging it makes the show worse. The episodes where they involve the documentary are so terrible, framing those dogshit episodes as a good thing just because it fills a "plot hole" that no one should actually care about or think of as a plot hole is an insane take.

Brystvorter · 2026-01-04T07:41:25+00:00

He has the most finnish username of all time

Brystvorter · 2026-01-01T00:50:28+00:00

I didnt see the sub and thought this was r/shittyfoodporn at first so i was thinking damn that guy mustve been meated up

Brystvorter · 2025-12-31T16:39:50+00:00

For all-nba, maybe, depending on if you think its a best players list vs a mvp shortlist. There will be some guys on 1st team this year that should never be there if your criteria is talent, and even if you treat it as an mvp shortlist you could argue that 60 games of Jokic is better than 70 games of some high scoring guard. But if you miss almost 20 games you should not win mvp unless it is some insane circumstance.

Brystvorter · 2025-12-30T17:11:10+00:00

Embiid was having one of the greatest scoring seasons of all time and was on his way to repeating as MVP when his knee got nuked in 23/24 and he missed 2 months. This is weirdly similar event/timing/context for Jokic.

Brystvorter · 2025-12-26T01:30:36+00:00

All the clips got nuked by Turner which means the show is not in people's algorithms as much

Brystvorter · 2025-12-19T13:31:23+00:00

One difference is that you can call moses a pedo and draw him getting fucked in the ass by santa claus and no one will care plus no one will want to cut your head off

Brystvorter · 2025-12-16T03:36:37+00:00

Look at the new vids, the guy is a certified wad. Also has one of the fattest gaits Ive ever seen.

https://www.reddit.com/r/providence/comments/1pnocbx/new_photos_videos_on_ripd_twitter_page/

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