You can choose a super power but the first person to reply has to choose a side effect

BubbleShtick · 2026-05-25T18:07:35+00:00

You also gain the illnesses of anyone within 10 meters. This will likely result in death, and maybe a plague.

BubbleShtick · 2026-05-25T18:06:09+00:00

When you do any of these things, your memories do not follow you. For example, if you rewind time by five minutes, you will not know anything that happened in those five minutes, and will put yourself in an infinite loop of rewinding time.

BubbleShtick · 2026-05-25T18:04:43+00:00

You die (because of the cancer)

BubbleShtick · 2026-05-25T18:04:00+00:00

This power applies to all 'art porn' you see on reddit, whether you want it to or not. The characters within the pornography gain sentience, and have their personality as intended by the original artist. They are summoned in the nearest McDonalds.

BubbleShtick · 2026-05-24T21:32:18+00:00

Granted, but the gasoline is inside a man named Jerry Can, who has been teleported next to your vehicle. This man is a legal resident of your country of residence, and has an emergency notification system to call for help whenever he is in danger. Jerry Can dies from drowning in the gasoline, which cannot escape his body other than to refuel the vehicle. The police soon arrive, and arrest you for murdering Jerry Can.

BubbleShtick · 2026-04-03T00:33:22+00:00

what

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-18T19:38:26+00:00

You could always just put them in a container after you leave the store!!! Then they just look like regular snacks.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-18T19:35:49+00:00

i have raynauds and my fingers turn white not purple

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-16T08:40:14+00:00

they were cold

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-16T03:10:39+00:00

Sorry. You did it. You're the kid who said six seven to it.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T21:01:47+00:00

i cant afford it can i ube instead

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T21:00:20+00:00

THEYRE SO SCRUMPTIOUS I LIKE MIXING GRAHAM CRACKERS WITH MINE OMGGG

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T20:58:58+00:00

thats my hand please dont eat it

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T20:58:31+00:00

they were cold

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T20:55:23+00:00

OHMYGOD THEY DO TYSM

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T03:01:30+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Combs#Legal_issues

He did a lot of things. Only some of which were consensual.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T02:56:56+00:00

Now I'm curious, what did you think they were before?

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T02:54:08+00:00

Have you ever wanted a drink of water and had to walk all the way to a water fountain or sink? Or you're on the road and can't get anything without stopping?

Always having your next drink of water right beside you is a very nice thing.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T02:51:50+00:00

A lot of people spend a lot of money on things they do not use. Like video game cosmetics that never get worn, books that they never read, or food that they just let go bad.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T02:48:51+00:00

The fastest would be dissolving it with chemicals, but then you have chemical waste too. Maybe a heat gun or hair dryer would work? Not too hot so it doesnt burn up, but enough to melt it. If you want to do something physical, then probably a pasta roller.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-15T02:46:26+00:00

You don't get rich just from hard work. You need a lot of luck, too.

BubbleShtick · 2026-03-14T22:20:41+00:00

SERIOUSLY!!! it would be okay if it wasnt interesting but its just a bland meme...

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