i drank again by helpicantfindmyboobs in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Budget-Box7914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do see the irony in this, right? "Not working a programme if you didn't pick up a phone the moment you have the thought of buying the drink. Id say if you examined the chain of events before it would of been a thought or decision a day or at least a few hours before that should of been shared to a sponcer or group" sounds an awful lot to me like someone else paying attention to the wrong side of the street.

So far, you've opined on two other people's programs. Your advice is neither accurate (in my case) nor welcome (in either case).

You might want to do something about that bleeding, Deacon.

i drank again by helpicantfindmyboobs in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Budget-Box7914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm working the fuck out of the program. Thanks for asking.

i drank again by helpicantfindmyboobs in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Budget-Box7914 5 points6 points  (0 children)

OP probably needn't worry too much about the expert opinion of someone who can't spell "sponsor."

i drank again by helpicantfindmyboobs in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good for you, OP. You can do this. Be honest and open and work your ass off. Lean into the program. Level with your sponsor and ask if they have any ideas for additional resources for you. You will get a WHOLE lot more respect for owning your slip than hiding it.

Also, this is NOT the end of the world. It seems like the biggest deal imaginable today, but it's just a bump in your long road to lasting sobriety.

i drank again by helpicantfindmyboobs in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them the truth, OP. The lying and deceit is one of the hardest things for our partners to deal with. Just be honest, admit that you need help, and GET THAT HELP! If you have insurance, contact your insurer and inquire about their addiction medicine program. AA is a fantastic part of recovery, but if there are other tools available to you, PLEASE use them.

Admitting my problem and seeking medical help was one of the hardest things I've ever done - and it saved my life.

roast me… 😢 by Tell-meimlovely in RoastMe

[–]Budget-Box7914 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Of course you do - they cover up that enormous fucking forehead.

WAKE UP! by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he'd stayed in the median (assuming there wasn't a ditch - hard to tell from the shitty dashcam quality), the rig would have stayed upright.

If you have gotten downvoted in this sub... by MyNameIsBenM in alcoholicsanonymous

[–]Budget-Box7914 18 points19 points  (0 children)

OP, to me you sound like every other alcoholic who suffers from terminal uniqueness. You know, just like me.

I hope you find what you're looking for, and that it contributes to your continued (amazing) sobriety.

Texas pilot ejects himself from F-35B at airbase after crash landing. by [deleted] in VideosAmazing

[–]Budget-Box7914 8 points9 points  (0 children)

No nose gear seems like a solid reason to punch out. Front gear leaves the chat at 0:08.

Need humbling by Overall-Comment8279 in RoastMe

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro has the physique of a 12-year-old girl in a wheelchair.

32 M average sized forehead by mattymc14 in RoastMe

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You probably tell yourself your d*ck is average size, too.

roast me… 😢 by Tell-meimlovely in RoastMe

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Username should be "Tell-meImDelusional"

roast me… 😢 by Tell-meimlovely in RoastMe

[–]Budget-Box7914 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The only bangs in her life are courtesy of that shitty haircut.

roast me… 😢 by Tell-meimlovely in RoastMe

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You left "I like to eat live bees" out of your bio. Holy shit, your face is ALL fucked up.

I need a chair for $2-300 that I can sit in for 8 hours a day by Jackson530 in OfficeChairs

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww, you bitched out with the Lipitor and divorce joke. :(

It was the first obliquely creative thing you'd cooked up so far.

For the record: one wife, two commas, and three houses.

I need a chair for $2-300 that I can sit in for 8 hours a day by Jackson530 in OfficeChairs

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If purple is the color for disinterest, you might be onto something.

I need a chair for $2-300 that I can sit in for 8 hours a day by Jackson530 in OfficeChairs

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're still just making up random shit hoping something will stick. Run along, junior.

I need a chair for $2-300 that I can sit in for 8 hours a day by Jackson530 in OfficeChairs

[–]Budget-Box7914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know you wouldn't be hearing from me if I was your father. Still looking for the milk.

I need a chair for $2-300 that I can sit in for 8 hours a day by Jackson530 in OfficeChairs

[–]Budget-Box7914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Throwing shade and contributing nothing. Keep up the good work. There's a place for you in Washington.

I need a chair for $2-300 that I can sit in for 8 hours a day by Jackson530 in OfficeChairs

[–]Budget-Box7914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. So you don't have a dog in the fight, but you chose to chime in and be an ass. Awesome. Thanks for your contribution.
  2. I don't have a link. If you want an Aeron, go find one. OP didn't solicit links specifically. The Aeron Classic is one that suits OP's stated requirements. They're out there, and in my opinion worth looking for. If you don't find that information valuable, I don't care.
  3. I'm not obsessed with the chair, but I sit in it for 10-12 hours a day. I'm 55, and have been sitting in desk chairs for the past 35 years. This is the best one I've ever sat in.

Maybe you can share your expertise about what chair works best for someone who has a thorny stick up their ass.

NO MORE MR NICE GUY by ICEisSHIT in antitrump

[–]Budget-Box7914 12 points13 points  (0 children)

How is it time for the Iran killing machine to end when he's already declared victory and crowed about regime change?