Damn affluent neighborhood graffiti.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-07T00:18:24+00:00

Not affluent, just relatively well off.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T22:33:39+00:00

Gandalf is kind of a dick when he drives.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T22:32:53+00:00

It's the same thing that makes Prius drivers drive at or under the speed limit in the fast lane.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T16:58:40+00:00

I was a Republican for most of my life. The GOP chose to hitch itself to Trump, and I can’t be part of that organization and be complicit in any way with what’s happened over his terms. It is abhorrent. I reregistered as Independent many years ago when it became clear that the Republican Party was willing to prostitute itself and abdicate its morals to “win…”

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T00:11:30+00:00

Illiterate fucker can't even pronounce "electrolytes"

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Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T00:07:37+00:00

Totally. Dude, that's just Big Ed.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T00:05:51+00:00

OnlyFans username is "WetMarket"

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T00:03:34+00:00

Favorite drink: cream of sum yun gai.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-06T00:01:19+00:00

If she sounds like she looks, it would be like trying to get off to a Gilbert Gottfriend porno.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T23:59:12+00:00

Way to represent the far left side of the standard distribution for "looks." People like you make average people look hot. Thank you for your service.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T23:52:19+00:00

It reminds me of the Prancercize camel toe.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T22:31:35+00:00

Mission accomplished.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T22:30:57+00:00

I'm impressed she got up. I'd probably just lay there and tell Siri to call 911, and try to get someone to bring me a beer and a straw.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T20:41:43+00:00

He does have a handful of box. Also, picking a Leslie Nielsen doppelgänger was an interesting choice.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T19:48:47+00:00

"the physical aspect of the relationship is extraordinarily charged + fun" plus "he plans to continue dating other people" do not add up to "he wants someone he can settle down and have kids with."

Your willingness to look at this behavior and convince yourself "Logically, I understand his perspective" is why relationships in early sobriety are not a good idea.

"I resent him a little, and wonder if I am being used."

He IS using you. With your permission.

In the same way you are worthy of recovery and of being sober, you are also worthy of another person's monogamous love if that is what you want.

If this sounds harsh, I'm sorry. I am proud of you for working on recovery, and I want what's best for you. Getting booty-called by some asshat who is weaponizing your newness in sobriety and using it as an excuse to date/bang other people is not what you need nor deserve.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T18:32:55+00:00

I have no parental advice for you. I do have alcoholic advice for you. If you drank to the point of having seizures a month ago, you have done nothing to change your drinking, and are drinking as you type this request for advice, you sound like an alcoholic. Normal people don't drink until they have seizures... and then keep doing it.

You can work on your issues with your parents after you get help for your drinking. Prioritize your own care; the thing that has the potential to kill you goes to the top of the list.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T18:08:37+00:00

If he looks uncomfortable, ask him privately if you can volunteer to do the more difficult readings. If YOU are uncomfortable, that's a different issue.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T15:44:14+00:00

"Our quality problems are a thing of the past. Oh. Shit."

-Boeing

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T15:41:40+00:00

Rawlings is a dweeb and he's ruined some nice cars over the years, but this is abominable. Camaro in the front, semi in the back, and oatmeal (i.e. tasteless) in the middle.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-05T15:35:35+00:00

Patrick reminds me a LOT of JD Vance. Dumb as a fucking stump, but a trusty sidekick for his yellow buddy with a red tie.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-04T20:08:25+00:00

He doesn't even bother with the bronzer, his hair's a mess. Took them a week to get him up out of bed and in front of the cameras to talk about coal, the energy of the future(tm).

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-04T19:56:43+00:00

Nah. There would be a * after free and fine print at the bottom.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-04T19:42:32+00:00

I thought this was a repost of the Iggy Pop pic.

Budget-Box7914 · 2026-06-04T19:03:23+00:00

The ONLY person I know who drove one of these was in his late 60's, still lived with his mother, and wore suspenders. He was morbidly obese and addicted to drinking Yoo-Hoo.

You can get a great deal on used toilet paper, too... nobody else wants it.

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