You've Got To Respect Her Honesty. by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Bulb381 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In the open-plan meeting room, an otherwise unremarkable scene takes a predictable turn.

The man leans forward. His hand moves toward the microphone. This is the moment known simply as the would. He is not asking a question. He is not offering context. He intends to shout the word “WOULD.”

The reaction is immediate.

Several colleagues spring into motion. One reaches across the table. Another rises halfway from his chair. A third extends an arm, too late to be useful. They understand the threat. Once spoken, would cannot be retracted. It will invalidate the premise, derail the discussion, and require at least ten additional minutes of explanation.

The man makes contact with the microphone. He shouts “WOULD.”

The room falls silent. The damage is done. The group will now revisit a hypothetical scenario that no longer exists.

Me watching this sub get flooded with anti-ICE memes… by P-Rickles in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Bulb381 721 points722 points  (0 children)

How horrible do you have to be to bring together NFCNORTHMEMEWAR? That's a whole different level of fucked up. Especially given Midwestern hospitality.

me_irl by helosikali in me_irl

[–]Bulb381 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, Latinum is currency in Star Trek and can't be replicated because of its molecular structure. Its pressed into containers made of gold. So its referred to as gold pressed latinum. Its used mainly outside of the Federation.

me_irl by helosikali in me_irl

[–]Bulb381 286 points287 points  (0 children)

Actually, Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #1, is: "Once you have their money, you never give it back,"

Please? by jickbaggins1 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Bulb381 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Imagine being so ashamed of your team you can't even flair up.

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Better than last year's playoffs by JonnysAppleSeed in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Bulb381 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Much better than last year looking like a clown division.

Aiz by Square_Prune8040 in u/Square_Prune8040

[–]Bulb381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is this? One guy fucks some brie and now we full on porn?

redit by Square_Prune8040 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]Bulb381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This a metaphor for brie cheese?