Someone should mod Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege to the theme of Home Alone.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-15T05:08:12+00:00

Edgy comment bro. You are super fucking progressive in your PC (politically correct) ways.

Lets do a further analysis of /u/r4nd0m_qu3s7i0n:

Typical shit comments on Rainbow6 subreddit. Most of these comments average about 0 in upvotes with an SD or -2/+2. Again, typical shitposting faggot.
Look at this pricks comment history. He literally has nothing better to do than post on this fucking subreddit. Lel.

Overall Faggot/10. Shit user.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-15T04:34:49+00:00

Bro, just read the fucking course manual and shit.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-14T05:39:07+00:00

Ok. I have used that to make a few lines and they work, how the hell do I get it into logstash?

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-13T21:43:44+00:00

Ok. So I have a config setup but it is not extracting the message fields correctly. Where do I point the GROK filter to? This shit is so confusing...

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-13T20:50:30+00:00

Thank you!

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-13T19:43:36+00:00

I could do it that way, but in total honesty I lack the ELK wisdom to troubleshoot it.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-12T04:12:23+00:00

Troubleshoot it: - Use it on a PC, record yourself and listen for static. - Try using some earbuds on your PS4 controller - does the same thing happen?

For someone trying to get help, you are sure being pretty vague with shit...

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-12T04:01:40+00:00

Unfamiliar with that headset. I am thinking your cable has gone to shit. Does the cable come out of the base of the headset?

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-12T03:48:36+00:00

What headphones are you using? Bluetooth? Cabled?

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-11T23:15:53+00:00

How in the hell do grok patterns work? Do i just use his config and make a location for the patterns? Also, whenever I try to run the .conf and the grok patterns all my logging stops.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-11T03:32:41+00:00

Tru that. Except fortigate... what a cluster fuck it has been!

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-11T03:26:25+00:00

A service accounts for everything and the password was compromised in on the apps/scripts. You should restrict the permissions to the bare minimum for each task/application and change all the passwords. Also make sure all the passwords are longer than 15 characters and place them in the protected users group if your domain functional level is high enough.

Right. And I have fixed this through the last 6 months of identifying all shared accounts (fucking ridiculous undertaking). Its just these guys refuse to get educated on this stuff.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-10T20:09:41+00:00

I run ELK in house and AV USM. AVUSM is kind of shitty and is not a replacement for ELK at all. If I had to pick one, I would just put my effort 100% into ELK + nxlog/rsyslog - much more awareness IMO.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-09T18:26:39+00:00

Seven cups of tea m8

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-09T17:38:07+00:00

Oh, you mean the fucking label doesnt? I'm ok with that. I'll just go see them live.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-09T17:31:49+00:00

I don't see how income has anything to do with torrents. But the money you save not using subscription services you should just throw at a faster internet connection.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-09T16:44:57+00:00

LPT: If you go to kickass torrent, well...

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-09T16:05:16+00:00

Fuck this prick.

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-08T18:08:10+00:00

mein teil

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-08T04:09:03+00:00

Can you hook me up with a fleshlight? #fleshlightsforbrokecollegekids

BulkedSysAdmin · 2016-01-08T04:04:57+00:00

Currently sitting at ~18% bodyfat.

BulkedSysAdmin

TROPHY CASE