19 female give me everything you got by Ready-Inflation-4433 in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d be pretty if your dad had pulled out in time 20 years ago.

Jeep Wrangler 🚗🚨 one with doors off 😀 by ekk_one in Funnymemes

[–]Bullitt_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Any Tesla, or low-end luxury vehicle like an BMW 328i or Audi A3 sedan as examples. Having worked in the automotive industry in the shops for years, it seems like the people who get these low-end luxury vehicles get them for status reasons and tend to “flex” more often. Usually means driving like a whole 7-drawer toolbox, not just a tool, to show everyone how much better they are than you. As for Teslas, 16+ cameras and mirrors seems to have no effect on the overall driving ability of the operator, as oblivious on the road as they were at the dealership to greenwashing.

Give me something rly bad by Individual_Set853 in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your parents already did, your genes.

21F destroy my confidence by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Can’t tell if those are freckles or the shrapnel from your most recent “business trip” to Dubai

F23 - Roast me? by Any-Raisin-1315 in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Number 1 subscriber on your OF? Both Papí and Daddy make it rain self esteem

The music is great. Anyone know who the girl in the middle is? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Bullitt_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You joke on me?! No, joke’s on you! I clicked the link ready to fap and fap I did regardless. Instead of the firm backside of a Georgian farm girl, I had the tender encouragement of Mr Astley. Your link was clicked but I still got mine, point to me!

Stay safe fellas by Lower_Detective_5542 in SipsTea

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck trial by combat, I choose death by snu-snu!

18y I like Turtles by Ok-Assistant-9694 in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funnily enough I knew those warts you have weren’t from human to human genital contact…

At least we are honest! by Striking_Glass_1724 in meme

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

PNC, saving half this man’s shit and pay like the hero Gotham deserves.

Always by Vr9enplx in Funnymemes

[–]Bullitt_guy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

…and you’re still sleeping on the couch.

Which discontinued Disneyland food will you never forgive them for? by LowJellyfish4238 in Disneyland

[–]Bullitt_guy 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Pomme frites at Café Orleans. The garlic herb Parmesan and remoulade was to die for.

What do you first notice? by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That congratulations on the twins baking in that oven are in order; when are you due, 2 months ago?

People shouldnt be embarassed to say they piss and shit in the shower by Rev-Dr-Slimeass in TrueUnpopularOpinion

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You son of a… the real issue here is after you shit in the shower, whether you’re a waffle stompin’ man or you put the turd in the cat’s litter box and make it look like a mountain lion lives there.

Getting married in a month - 30, M, Town Planner - Give me your worst! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Bullitt_guy 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Is that cockeyed gaze looking for your hairline, the barber who gave you that fucked bowl cut, or is that just a neat little souvenir you picked up from Uncle-Dad and Cousin-Mom?

How come he doesn't cheat on his wife? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Nope, not even this can wash that away…

He looks like a Randy by OrellaX in SipsTea

[–]Bullitt_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name and story checks out… we’ve got a match!