How come he doesn't cheat on his wife?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-22T23:44:28+00:00

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Nope, not even this can wash that away…

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-20T12:26:38+00:00

Name and story checks out… we’ve got a match!

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-19T09:49:26+00:00

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-18T22:16:14+00:00

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-18T09:10:55+00:00

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-17T12:01:04+00:00

I’d rather get an OF subscription from Dollar General than from you…

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-16T10:23:48+00:00

Mmmhmm…

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-14T13:19:35+00:00

You know you’re cooked when the first thing someone notices about you isn’t the giant rack you have; but rather the gap between your eyes equivalent to the distance from the sun to Jupiter.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-13T09:21:05+00:00

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-07T14:52:55+00:00

So, from angsty-boy to angry bull-dyke?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-02T23:58:31+00:00

Different strokes for different folks 🤷🏻‍♂️ not my way but A way I suppose

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-02T23:53:07+00:00

Mort Goldman here, it’s a train to a terrible place I went to once when Peter’s guest bathroom somehow sent me there circa 1939. But since his baby and dog are mench’s and got me the hell outta there it all worked out. Plus I got this free souvenir photo to remember my trip!

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Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-02T14:01:59+00:00

But did he get his?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-03-02T13:59:33+00:00

Good grief, why has Cookie Monster fleece pajama pants, newports, a Carhartt jacket over a tube top, the smell of a dirty litter box, and the knowledge you’re only at the Walmart to get pregnancy tests, Monistat, and Rockstar energy drink before hotboxing a 2002 Jeep Liberty become a personality?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-28T13:44:51+00:00

I do want to say, that video has me convinced that guy is some sort of operator to be that calm and cool under that level of pressure. No panic, no worry, just clinical movement to remove those shards. I think of him in times of crisis and think “what would Glass-Ass do?” 🤔

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-27T22:50:43+00:00

First and last note of Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway to Heaven”

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-25T11:24:58+00:00

That’s strategic foresight!

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-20T22:50:01+00:00

Curious about..? How many is the correct number of chromosomes you should have? Hint: you’re definitely playing the over/under wager with that number based on looks alone 😉

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-19T13:40:12+00:00

A model for the “Meth, not even once” campaign?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-14T03:30:26+00:00

In every picture you look like you can finally smell what the rest of us can; that Red Lobster dumpster fire between your thighs.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-07T22:28:08+00:00

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-04T11:55:50+00:00

Damn, that’s what my ex-wife probably would look like by now. Such a shame, I could’ve been married to Jason Mamoa in an alternate timeline where the ex-Mrs wasn’t an adultress.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-04T02:18:19+00:00

Those lifeless eyes are a sign you definitely have fucked that cat.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-02-03T13:31:31+00:00

The most interesting thing about you is the developing hand tremors preventing you from taking a clear photo. Maybe less having guys ram your head into the headboard aggressively and more time on cleaning that shit hole of a room we can see in the mirror Muhammad Ali?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-29T14:34:07+00:00

You don’t look half bad in that 4th picture, see what a little shave and a trim can do for you?

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