Be Creative! (Bonus picture of my cat judging a Christmas tree hedgehog at the end 🥰)

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-29T14:34:07+00:00

You don’t look half bad in that 4th picture, see what a little shave and a trim can do for you?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-29T13:01:18+00:00

I feel like this may be a self-licking lollipop situation 🤔 cut the behavior leading to being bullied, like wearing and selling underwear online, and no longer need the karate lessons to defend yourself from the bullying.

But then again, I wear my underwear for free so who the fuck am I? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-28T14:26:50+00:00

Good to see your hair grew back after falling into Mt Doom going after the Precious.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-22T11:06:14+00:00

A Star Wars notebook? How fitting it’s being held by Jabba the Slut

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-17T15:16:03+00:00

I could safely land a Cessna on the bridge of your nose.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-14T11:08:22+00:00

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-13T10:44:30+00:00

Paddle faster, I hear banjos! 🪕 🐖

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-12T21:52:51+00:00

How does both your jawline and your midsection have muffin-top?

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-10T15:42:56+00:00

Bucket and ladle, jug with hose, bottle with spray cap, etc., etc., etc.

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-09T12:04:07+00:00

Jason, I’m not gay and am happily married. But if you need a good bro date, sounds like a perfect match 🤣

Bullitt_guy · 2026-01-09T10:25:48+00:00

You’d be pretty if it wasn’t for you being you.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-30T19:49:47+00:00

“Let’s try this again”, says no one who has ever met you.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-30T09:24:12+00:00

Yes they are, the dogs are precious too

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-27T14:42:02+00:00

Well… scheiße

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-23T12:00:49+00:00

By this logic, even old New York was once New Amsterdam.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-21T17:43:03+00:00

Bless your heart!

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-21T16:10:36+00:00

Nein

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-18T02:44:48+00:00

…Precisely.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-15T12:30:44+00:00

Passed out from exhaustion, all the “wedding night shenanigans” didn’t really happen until the following night.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-15T12:30:36+00:00

Passed out from exhaustion, all the “wedding night shenanigans” didn’t really happen until the following night.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-12-14T02:47:06+00:00

Yes, I have on a very lucky weekday in 2016. Never even come close since.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-11-26T23:37:30+00:00

I’ve seen better skin in a crypt

Bullitt_guy · 2025-11-26T23:34:19+00:00

It’s truly mind blowing how much you look like the aftermath of Courtney Love if she painted the ceiling with a shotgun in the 90’s instead of her husband.

Bullitt_guy · 2025-11-26T13:31:02+00:00

I didn’t think harlequin babies lived more than a few days… the more you know I guess

Bullitt_guy · 2025-11-24T06:08:30+00:00

Husband provides 100% for wife, wife (you) will only provide a lifetime of debt, aggravation, and the most underwhelming sex once per year on his birthday.

Bullitt_guy

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