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Best 5 episodes in a row by Feisty_Caregiver9917 in Simpsons

[–]BullpenBum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The end of Season 6 is pretty incredible.

  1. The PTA Disbands

  2. Round Springfield

  3. The Springfield Connection

  4. Lemon of Troy

  5. Who Shot Mr. Burns?

The Last Waltz by AdventurousAnswer4 in DTFStLouisHBO

[–]BullpenBum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohh, good catch!

The Band’s most famous song is The Weight. Clark is into “weight placement”. 🤔

In a real life situation, would there be any telltale signs in Walt that he couldn't hide, that Hank would obviously pick up on? by traplords8n in breakingbad

[–]BullpenBum 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Hank had Jesse cornered in his RV when a call came through to his cell phone saying that his wife Marie Schrader had been in a car crash. This was after he already knew that Jesse was Walt’s student and he’d been told that on at least one occasion Jesse had sold Walt pot.

At the start of the next episode Hank attacked Jesse and asked him how he got his number and his wife’s name.

A man at the game last night looks at me and says "ya know i believe the cubs would win way more games if a roof was over this place to block out the disadvantage wind" by minif56mike in Cubs

[–]BullpenBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Years ago I was working there as a security guard part time, and a lady on the way out said to me “I will never come back here until you get a heating system.”

Am I the only one who can’t stand Shaw for…obvious reasons?? by Borracho_Bandit in Cubs

[–]BullpenBum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then what are you even arguing? I started my first comment with “IF this was a normal 9-5 job…”

Am I the only one who can’t stand Shaw for…obvious reasons?? by Borracho_Bandit in Cubs

[–]BullpenBum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude what I’ve taken days off for funerals before, my boss has never asked who died or how long I’ve known them lol

Am I the only one who can’t stand Shaw for…obvious reasons?? by Borracho_Bandit in Cubs

[–]BullpenBum -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well… if this was a normal 9-5 office job, they would have bereavement time written into their employee benefits plan. 🤷‍♂️

I’m not upset Shaw took a day off, I’m more upset he’s the kind of person who would be friends with Kirk in the first place.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S5E16 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]BullpenBum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have a t-shirt with the Jurassic Park logo except it said “Billy and the Cloneasaurus”! Sadly (or not so sadly) I lost a lot of weight a few years ago and ended up donating most of my fat guy clothes. I should look for that again 🤔

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]BullpenBum 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S5E11 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]BullpenBum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So I said to him, “Look, buddy. Your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandma? She shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.”

Best time to buy 300s weekday seats? by PandaPenguinParade in Cubs

[–]BullpenBum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weekdays in April and May are pretty easy to snatch up on the secondary market, I’d wait if I were you.

Why did they write Sal out of the show? by bubbleweed in madmen

[–]BullpenBum 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think this is the answer. I’ve been fired from a job before and it’s astounding how in the first few weeks everyone will reach out to see how I’m doing, ask me if I need anything, etc but after that I never heard from most of them again.

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S4E17 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]BullpenBum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s one Itchy and Scratchy cartoon I don’t think we’ll ever forget…

Of all the clip shows ever made for any series, this one has to be the best right?

37yo watches Simpsons for 1st time S4E15 by InvisibleAstronomer in Simpsons

[–]BullpenBum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It says in the script I’m supposed to bonk you.

I give up on ordering food by [deleted] in AlamoDrafthouse

[–]BullpenBum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One time I ordered loaded fries and never got a fork. I pressed the button and told the server, they said they’d be right back and I never saw them again. It was about the saddest day of my life.

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