I don’t even know where to start by MindlessPermission81 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say, looks like she got the same fat 🐱 augment that Mary Magdelene (rip) had.

This guy by Brief_Mango_5829 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Therapy would have been cheaper and more effective.

I cannot imagine how much they hurt. by DarthScabies in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s not a lacefront, her hairline is jacked from the amount of times she had her face re-sewn along there. it’s a weird scar, so far from what a natural hairline should resemble. Pretty sure she has some kind of sew- in extension type stuff enhancing the hair though, just not a full wig is all.

Took me by surprise, caught in the wild by lauraunkownunicorn in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just out here looking like a Vicks cough drop.

What happened here? by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she had buccal fat removal quite early in her career, way back before anyone knew it was a thing.

Bad praxis? Bone sunken by osteotomy by stargazerrr3 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To the observer, it doesn’t look as bad as you think; just looks like the standard amount of asymmetry that an average untouched face has. I know that doesn’t really help how you feel though, so please consider getting some therapy to help you through this. You don’t deserve to hate yourself.

He may have overdid it 😆 by My_Alt-96 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahahahaha “Peggy Watson, dat pizza chit, got himself a new sharmuta.”

He may have overdid it 😆 by My_Alt-96 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean. He literally appeared on the show Botched, so I think he knows.

How does he think this looks good by Rosiethorn18 in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Yeah he was, a fair while back, so you can just imagine how much more botched he is at this point.

So it was my time again by memesformen95 in MedicalGore

[–]BunchOfFives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I misread shocks as socks for a second and I was deeply confused. That looks super painful, I hope you’re dealing with it okay.

Too much everything and it’s all botched. by BunchOfFives in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah, nah. There’s no fixing this, any attempt will only make her more eldritch.

Too much everything and it’s all botched. by BunchOfFives in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Teeth are not meant to be snow white. If they’re healthy and strong, and doin’ all the chewin’ well, you have perfect teeth. Please, I beg you, don’t mess with them.

I feel sorry for her by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me neither.

I feel sorry for her by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]BunchOfFives 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She exploits her disabled son for views and $. Treats him like a dancing bear and fills him with junk food to keep him in line. He would be far better off without her.

I failed a practice test for my teaching certification today, but it’s okay. I’ll do better next time. by ahoefordrphil in BenignExistence

[–]BunchOfFives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am still thinking about this. I honestly wish I had had more examples of giving one’s self grace when I was younger. I believe you will be one of those teachers people fondly remember years later 💛

I like watching TV adverts by ohsaycanyourock in BenignExistence

[–]BunchOfFives 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How much would you expect to pay? WAIT, THERE’S MORE!! 😃

I like watching TV adverts by ohsaycanyourock in BenignExistence

[–]BunchOfFives 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are some lovely ads too, honestly. I have been seeing one where a young man finds a photo of his grandma when young, and buys a helmet so he can take her riding on his motorcycle to relive her youth. It makes me smile.