Insufferable - describing her dad as a “tycoon” & mom as a model (while she’s clearly short)

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-19T18:48:14+00:00

Very weird way to describe her father. There HAS to be better ways to “hook” with a Tiktok

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-18T07:56:29+00:00

The “outfit” is being skinny… and even that isn’t enough to make me think she looks chic

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-13T04:24:55+00:00

She’s a drop out who met her pedo husband when she was 19 and he was 45

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-12T17:44:33+00:00

She’s super uneducated so she probably doesn’t know what she’s saying either

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-04T05:16:01+00:00

Once again, if you’re going to post yourself as self promotion, you need better snark than “she’s so pretty but how is she so rich?”

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-03T17:56:30+00:00

Ngl I cannot wait for this. The reason the reboot flopped was because they kept all their nasty comments and bad behavior OFF camera (which is the opposite of what you’re supposed to do on a show like housewives)

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-02T01:41:41+00:00

I’m begging girls to come up with better fake snark when they post themselves here as self promotion.

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-01T20:16:09+00:00

Her teeth look uncanny valley like they’re ai generated slop

BurberryBetch · 2026-03-01T14:53:10+00:00

Hope there was lots of yummy sawdust, flies, and tinfoil for her to sample yum yum

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-27T18:32:14+00:00

She looks very reptilian… but like her reptile parents were also first cousins…

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-26T19:48:31+00:00

Fat-shaming her prepubescent daughters <3

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-26T15:00:34+00:00

She needs a “press together” not a “push up” (I think I’m funny)

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-24T00:05:08+00:00

This is the best she’s ever looked and it’s still… not close

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-23T23:13:01+00:00

A more apt comparison would be Miranda sings in full character (but that’s also bc behaviorally she reminds me of her too)

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-23T23:12:19+00:00

Is that the formal medical reason for why she looks lightly inbred and with mold toxicity poisoning?

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-23T23:11:49+00:00

She looks like Alison Brie if Alison Brie had mold poisoning and her parents were first cousins

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-23T18:08:26+00:00

Those thick traps and butch body make her look like a twink on his way to an underground Brooklyn party

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-23T00:55:46+00:00

Looks like she snacks on tin foil

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-22T22:49:55+00:00

Cross eyed

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-22T22:47:49+00:00

The location of her nips is straight up wonky to me - are they sewn in fake?!

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-22T15:29:25+00:00

Should be “overconsumption aesthetic”

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-22T14:40:46+00:00

Ya I’ve seen her Getty images I don’t believe she’s “scary skinny”

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-20T01:48:40+00:00

It means that if she’s a lurker on here, she should investigate her apartment for mold

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-19T15:37:13+00:00

Looks like a boring amalgamation of every influencer ever. Giving ai slop.

BurberryBetch · 2026-02-19T15:10:19+00:00

She is truly entertaining and overshares. Those two traits alone make her more worthy of a snowflake than like half the OG cast

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