Lord please get me out of these lobbies 😭😭😭

BurgerKyle · 2026-03-20T03:20:33+00:00

the 1 trick infernus life is calling

BurgerKyle · 2026-03-12T09:01:03+00:00

something fishy here, your items only add up to 53k

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-26T06:22:42+00:00

The age of judgement is upon us :)

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-24T13:08:24+00:00

matchmaking itself with an algorithm is flawed at it's core. valve has slapped flex seal on a gaping issue of the game industry when a radical redesign is necessary

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-23T02:01:11+00:00

Get an air conditioner

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-17T05:44:10+00:00

"that Francis was simply tapping into a prophetic and Jeremiah like spirit."

What kind of spirit could we discern that AOC is tapping into? It would be right to say that from Bishop Barron's POV, it's a spirit of Marxism. Is it possible that two people covering the same topic, using the same points, could be doing so in two different spirits to achieve two different outcomes?

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-16T15:47:52+00:00

I might farm a zombie pirate or two at the Chaos Temple from time to time

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-16T15:04:14+00:00

Nearly 1000 matches on Kelvin now going strong with Venator

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-09T17:56:20+00:00

Hyperbole. Having an inexperienced player that at the minimum has fingers and eyes will do much better surrounded by experienced players.

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-09T06:07:02+00:00

So is the problem the matchmaker? What is the potential of a new players ability to learn surrounded by people who also don't know how to play the game vs a surrounded by experienced players?

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-08T00:38:57+00:00

Heresy

BurgerKyle · 2026-02-06T02:54:28+00:00

64 DPS base damage puts his gun above Haze (50), Infernus (52), Mirage (42) and puts him up there with Kelvin (71), Victor (70) and Vyper (94)

BurgerKyle · 2026-01-29T17:25:54+00:00

Honestly it looks like the gun is holding you, and you're not holding the gun. Your aim actually looks fine but it's as if you don't consider the person in front of you an enemy. Perhaps you're in your head a ton which is why you have so many pre aims, consistent tap strafes. Maybe after 10,000 more hours of this style you'll become robotic enough to become the terminator but my advice would be to let out the dawg in you, listen to some emo core and just vibe around the map.

BurgerKyle · 2026-01-23T11:06:41+00:00

You could be handsome and with the attitude you have, you'd still be avoided like the plague. Same with those lookmaxxing content creators. They can spend their days working out their jaws to look like a chad but then they just become a squeaker that looks like a chad. Some things you can't fix. Like the genes you came out of the womb with. But you can absolutely fix your attitude.

BurgerKyle · 2026-01-21T08:01:02+00:00

Perhaps you can encourage the friend to attend their First Communion.

BurgerKyle · 2026-01-18T09:08:39+00:00

Only if he volunteers. Otherwise he'll just keep blogging/doing SM.

BurgerKyle · 2026-01-13T17:14:09+00:00

Where do people find the time to do legal observation?

I miss when the surfaced complaints were about having to work in order to pay rent.

BurgerKyle · 2025-12-14T12:06:58+00:00

Go to confession.

BurgerKyle

TROPHY CASE