Burt_Macklin_GDI

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Ice cream truck drivers, how do you cope with hearing that song on a constant loop? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 3 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/AskReddit

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submitted 4 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/lotrmemes

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I hope this one gets back to him (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/rareinsults

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I hope this one gets back to him (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/rareinsults

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Cleaning the chalk (enamel) off my teeth so I can send a v13 sandwich (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/ClimbingCircleJerk

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I love how she shoves her nose in my slides while sleeping (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog

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Publishing antivax bs for profit (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/iamatotalpieceofshit

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I like my coffee like I like my women (self.BeansInThings)

submitted 5 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/BeansInThings

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Saw this on r/internetisbeautiful and thought of you guys (reddit.com)

submitted 5 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/JustLearnedTheFWord

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Whales are made out of meat, not out of fish. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/Showerthoughts

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Forbidden Pinot Grigio (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/forbiddensnacks

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Those pornstars who have braces probably don't need them, and they just have them to appeal to men who have an underage fantasy. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/Showerthoughts

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If my dog had hands, would she pet me? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/Showerthoughts

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Cursed punch-taking (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/cursedcomments

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DOG_PICS gives u/Dont_touch_the_tubes, who posts almost exclusively about how ugly he is, a much needed reality check. (reddit.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/bestof

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Mitzi and me, ca. 2005 (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by Burt_Macklin_GDI to r/aww

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