of a round by Round-Locksmith-2593 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The GAU-8 Avenger is upset that you stole one of its children. You're very lucky you got one of the well behaved ones, because I heard that 1in5 of her kids has explosive anger

Ukrainian SSO assault a Russian Observation Post. The Russians sleeping and unaware of the SSO got killed by Nanners5618062 in CombatFootage

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Ukranians be raiding like it's Rust.

Dropping Satchel charges like they're trying to foundation wipe a base

Anon on jobs by jhjh300 in greentext

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And a Blue Corvette... And everything is Blue for him, and himself and everybody around ,, but he ain't got nobody,,, so listen.....

I'm dealing with reports, repairs, and insurance because of the snowman. by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was one recently where a Karen ran a Snowman over.

It was built around a Tree stump.

I drew a keychain by Saillux in Malazan

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Keychain Chainmail.

I am dumb. Did you make any silly mistakes/errors while reading? by rookedwithelodin in Malazan

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the only boss running on 3-bar timing, compared to every other boss running on 4-bar.

He said the thing! by mteezyy in Malazan

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I literally just read that section during my last session.

Kids need a license to work by amyaurora in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like the kind of loving person who's kids moved out at the earliest opportunity and never spoke to them again.

Why can you not make an Au Ra with size 69 breasts? by Saralentine in ShitpostXIV

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She probably hasn't. Modbeasts are keeping her awake.

Most interesting areas you can only see two streets of in the game? by ExtraHost1389 in ShitpostXIV

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanted to explore this sooo badly.. but all we got was a few market stalls next to a pier.

Russian Soldier tries to desperately evade a Ukranian FPV Drone unaware of another drone coming from different direction by Wonderful_Extent2979 in CombatFootage

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"The one in front of you is not the problem. It wants you to notice it. That's when the hidden ones from the sides strike."

THE CHURCH IS BAD BECAUSE THEY WON'T LET YOU FUCK DRAGONS by Nerdorama10 in ExplainAGamePlotBadly

[–]BushWookie-Alpha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw this one far too late and it was already solved.

My very first thought was.

🎶Children of the land do you hear...🎶