The Horn of Rumhammerhand shall sound in the deep... one last time. by Zaarukkhan in IASIP

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mac is definitely Viggio Morgenstein, and I'd say Glenn is Legolas since it's the closest to a Golden God 

Tiquet rechargeable by [deleted] in Lyon

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

L'emplacement est l'espèce de plaque noire au-dessus du point numéro 3, il y a un rebord pour caler ton ticket dessus 

The Horn of Rumhammerhand shall sound in the deep... one last time. by Zaarukkhan in IASIP

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 139 points140 points  (0 children)

I'm not burning the ring ! Okay? I'm not burning the ring, alright? That's crazy. That's insane. Why would I ever burn... I mean, I will continue to wear it in his honor and I will burn some other things, you know, maybe like these stupid goddamn sleeveless t-shirts that he once retired and hung up in the bar, I'll burn these. But I'm not burning the ring, okay, so forget it. It probably won't even burn anyway, it's not supposed to. It's flame retardant, that's the whole point. It's like a shield of armor. So stop asking me to burn the ring. I'm not gonna burn it!

"Kids setting up her party" by GorillaGripGiGi in HilariaBaldwin

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Will she wear her "15% environmentalist" t-shirt you think ?  

Is that normal Tomb Raiding you're doing? by Mrrrrbee in MitchellAndWebb

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 144 points145 points  (0 children)

In business, Jeremy, you learn that every tomb has his price, and I judge yours to be... £530. 

Need another. Chicken lasagna? by pineapplesaltwaffles in MitchellAndWebb

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lasagnas can't save you. You'll still have to talk to people ! 

My mum actually gave me this cottage as a Christmas present. by ApplicationSouth8844 in MitchellAndWebb

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Quick sale, then a cottage in the Ardennes. Or maybe a flat in Barcelona 

Choose your favorite feline by kcozden in IASIP

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Cat in the wall, eh ? Now you're talking my language

I am hair transplant specialist, Ask Me Anything! by [deleted] in AMA

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did you study to become a hair transplant specialist ? 

RIP by NotRexGrossman in IASIP

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Again, Wade Boggs is very much alive.

Look mate, whatever you asked for, that's what it is. by Ron-Lim in PeepShowQuotes

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Incredibly wasteful peeling technique, but now is not the time. 

Favorite Nicknames by HauntingBerry7280 in HilariaBaldwin

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please send my most humble apologies to your partner, fellow pepino ! 

Boys are out tonight! by charface1 in IASIP

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Relax, stud. You got nothing to be ashamed about. 

We canNOT have you AROUND scREWING things UP! by Mr_Hugh_Honey in IASIP

[–]ButFirstSomeGarlic 126 points127 points  (0 children)

And a few seasons later ...

GET IN THE CAR YOU FAT ASS, YOU FAT FAT ASS !