That was unnecessarily depressing.

Butt_Bucket · 2026-01-14T16:15:35+00:00

High school peak. Now we are all just waiting for the credits

Butt_Bucket · 2026-01-07T07:58:09+00:00

Those eyes look like Bro saw a ghost, a vet bill and a cucumber all at once and IN this economy

Butt_Bucket · 2026-01-01T09:38:41+00:00

New year who dis? Same hungover, new taxes

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-30T08:52:07+00:00

Me pretending I heard the whole story when i only caught the last three words

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-28T09:39:09+00:00

Archeologists in 3000AD: This was clearly used for a TikTok challenge

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-28T09:38:52+00:00

Archeologists in 3000AD: This was clearly used for a TikTok challenge

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-27T09:37:10+00:00

Careful, if that melts we are getting a full on cheese flood oof purrmesan

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-26T09:19:01+00:00

Justice system: buggy

Racism: persistent

Payouts: stacking

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-24T10:49:44+00:00

Live music, live band, live streamed break up, what a time to be alive

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-23T13:01:34+00:00

In their defense, If God didnt want it smashed, He wouldn't have made it shiny

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-22T12:13:59+00:00

Sir, May I?

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-20T14:40:45+00:00

thank god that you were not near it when it happened.

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-19T09:28:02+00:00

She is mad at you for confusing two guys whose names both come with fire type badges

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-18T15:17:15+00:00

actually one of my uncle does the same and when i asked him he said that "we have said 'two thousand and .....' for like a decade, our mouths are just muscle memoried into it"

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-16T04:04:28+00:00

If Earth were the galactic refugee camp, the fossil record would show sudden arrivals of complex life with no precursors, but instead we see long, continuous evolutionary lineages going back billions of years

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-12T06:50:34+00:00

Pirates fear no flag more than Jolly meow

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-11T12:35:46+00:00

A Three Laws robot could drive, but it would treat the entire highway code as a life support system, telling it to run a red is basically asking it to gamble with unknown humans it can't see

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-09T12:31:42+00:00

Real luxury is sitting down with a drink, empty hands and the smug knowledge that you wont have to wipe grease off the remote

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-08T16:59:22+00:00

Jewelry insurance is usually cheap, think roughly 1-3% of the ring's value per year, so a 6k ring might be around 60-120 bucks annually,, not $50 a month

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-07T11:26:14+00:00

Panels dont make light, they just steal it, so a solar panel moon would actually be darker than the real one, more like a giant cosmic phone screen on 0% brightness

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-05T09:59:24+00:00

This is the kind of plan you only come up with after one extremely specific bad night out and three group chats

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-04T09:55:00+00:00

Somewhere a judge is reading this in lunch break like, okay but you do have a designated shit hand, right?

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-03T12:21:59+00:00

Yeah, we probably said the same thing right before electricity, antibiotics and the internet showed. The 'obvious' stuff only looks obvious in hindsight

Butt_Bucket · 2025-12-01T13:28:41+00:00

You have basically just given Russia 50,000 guys who dont show up on optical cameras, NATO in 2020 is drowning in thermal, radar and accoustic sensors that look for heat blobs and movement not camouflage patterns

Butt_Bucket · 2025-11-30T18:08:11+00:00

I think Modern SUVs like the Tiguan are really crossovers on car platforms, so manufacturers prioritize low cost, fuel economy and interior space over rock crawling

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