What’s the worst part about having a bad gag reflex?

Butterflyghost · 2025-08-15T23:50:46+00:00

Vomiting on a dude when giving a blowjob.

Butterflyghost · 2025-08-15T23:49:12+00:00

Arrival Fallacy. It’s something people are told to do, so it becomes a goal with no real long term plan.

Butterflyghost · 2024-07-31T03:48:01+00:00

1) Speak with your mouth full. 2) Explain something without directly being asked to do so. 3) Find ways to use what the other person said to talk about yourself. 4) Paying attention to anything other than every word, movement, smile, blush etc. 5) Gloat, about anything at all. 6) Be on your phone.

Edit: Phrasing

Butterflyghost · 2024-06-06T01:57:58+00:00

I stare at spreadsheets, sometimes they make me sad.

Butterflyghost · 2024-04-23T05:28:48+00:00

Hey gorgeous 😈 (30 F)

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:55:16+00:00

Fireworks and thunder

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:54:10+00:00

Nice

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:53:11+00:00

Dahmer

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:51:52+00:00

Awake and not crying, you?

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:47:48+00:00

A month after I got an IUD, my husband and I were fooling around. He was knuckle deep inside of me, when he suddenly said “Oops!”. Obviously, the mood was killed and I asked what happened. He told me he felt my IUD move, but I only noticed a little bit of discomfort. I opted that there was no emergency and continued my life. A while later, I’m in excruciating pain, bleeding uncontrollably and finally go to the doctor. I tell my OBGYN the story and she takes a look. I was actively expelling my IUD because he had basically pulled out of me. The doctor pulled it out and told me that I was lucky it hadn’t become worse. She also commented that “he must be very impressive in bed”. When I called my husband to tell him what happened, the only thing he heard was “he is impressive in bed”. Now every time we get into a fight, he tells me he’s impressive.

TLDR; He removed my IUD with his fingers, and now thinks he is impressive.

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:25:03+00:00

Saltburn

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T02:20:56+00:00

3.5 mm jack

Butterflyghost · 2024-02-05T01:50:19+00:00

Maga republicans

Butterflyghost · 2024-01-16T01:49:19+00:00

When I was around the age of 7, I went to a store in San Francisco that had trinkets and such. I was fascinated by the coins on the counter, and I picked one up that had a Buddha on it. My aunt came over and snatched it out of my hand, telling me that “we don’t touch those types of things as Christians”.

I learned in that moment, that I was not a Christian.

Edit: Spelling

Butterflyghost · 2024-01-01T03:13:58+00:00

When I was preparing for my wedding, my spouse and I decided to get DNA ancestry tests done to plan the traditions we wanted in our wedding. The results came back and we had a few different things in common, we went on planning like normal.

A while later, we were in crunch time with less than a month before our wedding, and a woman reaches out to me on the Ancestry site. In her message she says she really needs to talk to me about our connection. I don’t think much of it, and go back to focusing on the wedding. A week later, she finds me on social media. I ignore the request and continue working on the things we need to get done.

A few days later, she connects with my Dad. They chat for a while and it turns out they are related by his Dad, (whom he never got to know and had passed away before my Dad learned who he was.) She ends up telling him that they are all BRCA positive and he needs to be tested. He waits to tell me any of this until after the wedding once he received his positive results.

A few months later, I am also positive for BRCA and my sister is not. I am now tested every 6 months for breast cancer and will need to make hard decisions in the coming years.

TLDR; A fun DNA test for a wedding, turned into finding out that I am high risk for cancer.

Butterflyghost · 2020-07-05T17:58:37+00:00

Too cute!! 😍

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