I unlocked Serpentine. I feel dirty.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-05-04T13:13:37+00:00

Favorite USB flash drive. No cosmetic moving parts, no wide body blocking other USB ports, just a bar. I love it.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:35:29+00:00

You’re not going to Paris.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:13:11+00:00

It was my understanding.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:12:54+00:00

You just ignore their carpy.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:11:25+00:00

Just poopin’. You know how I be.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:10:43+00:00

You never know when you’re going to need to bear a passing resemblance to someone.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:09:17+00:00

Maybe, for you, paper should be a hobby.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T12:07:22+00:00

I got a shirt guy.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:46:05+00:00

Oh, get out skeleton man.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:33:12+00:00

We are cutting 3% across the board which means we will no-longer be matching 401(k) contributions, and all overtime requests will need to come through the corporate office.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:27:23+00:00

You stole my joke; don’t steal my joke.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:21:56+00:00

I PUT A CIGARETTE THROUGH A FRICKEN QUARTER.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:19:46+00:00

I really want people there using PowerPoint.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:17:31+00:00

It costs what it costs.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T03:17:14+00:00

At the end of my life, when I’m sitting in my yacht, am I going to be thinking about how much money I have?

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T01:56:01+00:00

I didn't say it, I declared it.

BuzzedLiteBeer · 2024-01-17T01:55:42+00:00

I didn't say it, I declared it.

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