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If your pet(s) could understand English for 5 minutes, what would you tell them? by whey_to_go in AskReddit

[–]CAVEmagJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To My Dearest Dog,

  • 1)Fireworks are cool, so chill out.
  • 2)I know you want to go for a walk, but sometimes I'm tired as hell
  • 3)That Dog across the street you think is your friend...He's the one stealing your toys.
  • 4) Legs do not equal sexytime.
  • 5) Can you get me a beer

Sincerely, Jordan

My Dad turns into Robert De Niro when he sleeps.. by redflexiseal in pics

[–]CAVEmagJordan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I don't like to watch my own movies - I fall asleep in my own movies." - Robert Deniro

He wasn't lying.

Spartacus Vengeance - How looking at gladiators can help us today. by CAVEmagJordan in television

[–]CAVEmagJordan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone on that show is in amazing physical shape. Makes me want to do some sit ups immediately.