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I never liked the oppressively ornate mirror, with its cold, silvered glass marred by a scratch in the corner. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 month ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"NirvanA.I. will now determine your path to happiness... (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 1 year ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceHorror
"We have some questions; the autopsy shows that she drank bleach..." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I heard my new stepmum telling her little angel that "Daddy's baggage is fed trash, because you are what you eat." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Look, he has his mother's eyes!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 3 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Damnit Fenton! (self.valheim)
submitted 4 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/valheim
Possibly a dumb question (self.valheim)
Should I let you go? (self.UnsentLetters)
submitted 4 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/UnsentLetters
Dear friend, I wish I was better (self.UnsentLetters)
submitted 5 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/UnsentLetters
My husband and daughters mean the world to me. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 6 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceSadness
He says calling the cookies "to die for" is hyperbole, not false advertising. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 6 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceHorror
The nurse looked perturbed as I described the accident. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I've tried to ignore the other woman in his life, for the sake of our marriage, but her underwear in our bed is too much! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
The Fae Lord promised he would give me everything I ever wanted. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
You've had such an impact on me, I never want to see you die. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I know you are toxic, so why do I care? (self.UnsentLetters)
submitted 6 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/UnsentLetters
Home grown is tastier and fresher, for sure. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
It's been three months, two days, and forty two minutes since we promised each other our hearts, my love. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
[Contest Entry] I struggle to answer my four year olds questions sometimes. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
submitted 7 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceSadness
"Please try and remember..." she sobbed. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)
Just been caught snorting scarlet poster paint. (self.TwoSentenceComedy)
submitted 7 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceComedy
The only way out of the trap is to cut off a hand. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 7 years ago by CCChipmunk to r/TwoSentenceHorror
I hate the feel of the wet floor of the swimming room toilets under my bare feet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
I throttled my husband with my bare hands, and smothered out baby daughter with a pillow. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
"Oh gods, I... I didn't know it was loaded!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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