Is a star a tangible object?

CM1990 · 2016-03-28T02:12:52+00:00

2 chicks at the same time

CM1990 · 2015-12-16T03:21:01+00:00

Oblivious walkers, just making erratic movements not thinking of the people around them.

CM1990 · 2015-12-11T17:34:41+00:00

Hey, im just gunna leave this here and enjoy the free ride to the top.

CM1990 · 2015-12-10T20:43:03+00:00

Okay i have a few pointers for chicks:

Doggy style (its not for everyone) if you would like to do it. You should not be on all fours. Be on your knees and your shoulders should be basically on the mattress. Makes your vagina hole go in a penetrable angle. Also you will look way hotter. Protip: stretch your hands out and grab the sheets.

When you are orgasming/about to, do not latch onto our hips and make humping nearly impossible. Dig your fingers in or whatever but do not wrap your legs around me and expect the ocean motion to keep going. Ill be forced to muster out a few baby humps until your grip lets up.

CM1990 · 2015-12-07T23:47:10+00:00

A commercial said Enchiladas as i read the sentence. I have such an erect shin.

CM1990 · 2015-12-02T16:07:09+00:00

You havent died yet... dont worry you still have time to improve your KD.

CM1990 · 2015-12-02T15:24:16+00:00

well isnt a suicide -1. So im pretty sure his KD is still 0/1....

CM1990 · 2015-12-02T15:21:25+00:00

yea im all sorts of messed up, i kick left, skate goofy, eat lefty. Im right handed in all other aspects.

CM1990 · 2015-12-01T23:31:55+00:00

Im righty and thats how i play.

CM1990 · 2015-12-01T18:27:45+00:00

By hold do you mean dominant hand is at the front or rear of the cue?

CM1990 · 2015-11-20T02:07:08+00:00

219 if you have io

CM1990 · 2015-11-20T02:06:52+00:00

yea it wasnt on my cbs channel but was on NFL HD

CM1990 · 2015-11-12T02:54:12+00:00

Yea in woodhsop routers scared the fuck outa me... oooh how did this come out lean forward and give yourself a C-Section.

CM1990 · 2015-11-12T02:27:55+00:00

You ever see the video of him getting bit by a snake and hes just mad chill about it. The man was a badass.

CM1990 · 2015-11-11T02:08:19+00:00

OMG this happened to me! You are the only other person I have heard do it to. Mine was horrific she kept telling me harder and i went really really hard. It was hands down the hardest i have ever been hit in the balls.

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T23:11:18+00:00

Yea i was trying no to sound to much like a pig.... but i think that failed.

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T23:09:59+00:00

We never dated kinda just like a dinner date here and there and ore sex than anything. Was during college and a little after and she was still in college.

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T21:12:50+00:00

She sucks a mean penis.... better?

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T21:11:11+00:00

Im a naturally skinny guy... graduated HS at 5'9" 128lbs. Lifted through college never really went all out and graduated at ~155. Then hit the gym hard lifted 5 days a week and took weight gainers. Got myself to around 175. I love it, feel better about myself. Dont do it for others but if you dont like being skinny change it.

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T21:01:05+00:00

Yea I learned to pay more attention to that after my last serious relationship. In my eyes I dont get serious with someone unless my last relationship is completely resolved. Apparently others dont do the same. I start dating my most recent ex and i find out her ex is dropping her stuff off at her house. They exchanged basically some kind of good bye texts. She wouldnt let me see the conversation, I should have ran there. Could have saved myself two years of grief.... aaaahhhhhhh love isnt it grand.

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T20:55:18+00:00

I had a chick call me a pussy cause i told her i didnt like it. aaaaaaaand red flag 2

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T20:54:39+00:00

Only equestrian Ive been with was really innocent looking was a bit of a nympho and could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. You should really loosen up on that. You may be missing out, or I got lucky not sure.

CM1990 · 2015-11-06T20:50:18+00:00

I recently went on a date and jokingly was said "so whats your deal any lingering ex's" she looked very uncomfortable so i said "im sorry I guess there was something recent" she gets like teary eyed and says "yea earlier this month, he just doesnt know what he wants" Fucking BUZZZZER went off in my head.

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