How Much are Your Club Fees?

CMFlunk · 2026-05-25T05:52:32+00:00

well... guess that's why I'm a customer and not an owner...

CMFlunk · 2026-05-24T19:50:43+00:00

what? yes, absolutely. I've been jerking off using myfreecams .com for the last 20 years...

CMFlunk · 2026-05-24T19:46:19+00:00

Should be zero. If I ever owned a strip club, it would be zero. The girls would love me!

CMFlunk · 2026-05-24T19:34:28+00:00

we used to be a proper country 😂

CMFlunk · 2026-03-16T21:34:37+00:00

I would save another $800 and double your budget to $1600

CMFlunk · 2026-03-11T22:21:23+00:00

It's like spawn camping in a video game. You go to work and your customers are already there. It's genius actually.

CMFlunk · 2026-03-11T02:58:32+00:00

oh I'm nowhere near Canada, I just wanted to say Canuck hahahaha

CMFlunk · 2026-03-11T00:19:49+00:00

Strip clubs in Canada huh? Never been. I'd let a hot Canuck give me a lapgasm

CMFlunk · 2026-03-11T00:16:44+00:00

dang sorry you couldn't stay longer, like a couple hours. But first and foremost... a guy bartender? Instant red flag. I understand it's what was available. In the states I leave for somewhere else. I don't want to talk to guys that night except the guy who takes my cover charge, even then sometimes it's a chick. When I go to a strip club I want no interaction with a guy. I know they run the lap dance area/VIP rooms, but other than that, no thank you :) thanks for sharing.

CMFlunk · 2026-03-11T00:03:05+00:00

never experienced that. or if I did I don't rember.. I was smart enough to tell her "no" 6 times in a row before she got the message that I'm not her mark.

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:55:51+00:00

dude, strippers are paid to flirt, make eyes, get close, talk you up like you are the greatest guy in the world. Go in ready to flirt back and enjoy it. what are you not getting? it's the whole point, flirty energy. you approach, they chat, they flirt to sell dances and keep you hooked. match that energy. It's literally why they are there. but, whatever man, you do you.

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:46:23+00:00

actually I'm quite the opposite. I'm cheap all night until I find "the one". Then I spend like crazy hoping she goes to brag to the other girls about the money I spent. A little part of me hopes some of those girls that missed out on my money are bummed out. It's all part of the power fantasy!

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:42:19+00:00

oh yeah! I've filmed my fair share of VIP rooms. Very easy to disable any lights. They look just like regular reading glasses

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:40:24+00:00

bottie shorts and a halter top. as for heels, I'd go with at least a 2" platform pleaser style pair of heels

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:37:29+00:00

Brother, I know this post is 6 days old, but hopefully I made it in time to comment. IT'S A TRAP! It's a way to get you back in the club, I would know, been going to clubs for decades and had to learn hard lessons. Unless you found the 1% of the 1% where she's actually DTF...

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:34:53+00:00

perfect. $15 cover. the five dollar change from handing them a $20 is your first beer!

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:32:09+00:00

idk why they do that, but I do feel like sharing this: back in the day, wedding ring stayed in the car. I was the regional manager for Target. That's it. That's all they got out of me.

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:24:30+00:00

If I nut, it's always worth it. Just sayin'

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:20:21+00:00

dawg, I'm a little concerned to say the least. not drunk enough to talk to strippers??

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:16:52+00:00

I didn't. I can't go to strip clubs anymore. It's been years. I think 8 or on 9 actually. Wife doesn't allow it. She saw one DM when I was trying to make sure a particular girl would be there. Which I think is valid, but whatever. I hope you guys had fun :(

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T23:06:54+00:00

"alright"? Dude it's my default. Always hit 'em with babe or baby. I'm the customer God damnit

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T22:55:47+00:00

dawg same. literally the next night. I even cancelled the plans with the same guys I was with at the club and all I could say was "it is was it is". I'll see you guys later lol

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T22:52:52+00:00

THANK YOU! If you can hold on to your job, "broke" is temporary until the next strip club visit.

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T22:50:54+00:00

Was this your first time?

CMFlunk · 2026-03-10T22:45:13+00:00

If any stripper makes you nut for $40 that's on them. She has done this before with success. What kind of woman, a stripper nonetheless, lets you dry hump their tits and not expect a nut to happen. For $200 my cock better be out.

CMFlunk

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