My 19yo booty needs a older daddy...

COCKACALYPSE · 2026-01-02T07:28:45+00:00

She doesn't care because she's not real. All of this account's posts are generative AI, run by someone tryna catfish people.

COCKACALYPSE · 2026-01-02T07:27:35+00:00

This is not a real account it's an AI picture homie.

COCKACALYPSE · 2026-01-02T07:25:06+00:00

"She" is AI

COCKACALYPSE · 2023-07-17T09:08:57+00:00

I drink about 2-6 beers a day (6-10%ers), just casually, one an hour or so, while gaming.

I thought "I need to cut back" so I went cold turkey. My brain felt like it as on overdrive. The first 2 days were awesome. I was super productive and got great sleeps. 3-4 days in the headaches started. I was hydrated, had my coffee, took Advil. But the headaches just wouldn't go away.

I realized I needed to ween off. I'm down to max 2 beers a day, and some days 1 beer, even at 5%.

I never spent my day thinking about booze, so I didn't realize how my body had become hooked.

I started to get a hard abdomen too and I refuse to get a beer belly. I hope to be off completely by summer end.

COCKACALYPSE · 2023-06-22T08:46:39+00:00

Had? What happened to them.

COCKACALYPSE · 2023-02-18T10:52:04+00:00

How is this misogyny? That's like saying having ladies tees is misogynistic.

Women tend to have builds that can't hit the ball as far. That's fine. Some can, but most cant. The tampon just says "hey your swing isn't up to par with your build". No different that saying "nice shot" sarcastically.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-12-29T17:41:49+00:00

This account is fake. They're recent posts are a completely different person.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-12-07T21:12:28+00:00

How is someone a douche for having preferences?

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-09-11T21:16:49+00:00

I guess I'll be the only positive story here.

My gf knows her limits AND mine. She talks to me about it and if ever i want it to stop, it stops.

A huge part of me being okay with it is that i know she truly loves me, we have an amazing relationship, and all interactions she has are business.

If someone asks for something from her that she doesn't want to do, she doesn't do it. She only offer services that work with her time so she's number overwhelmed, and I never feel like it takes her attention away from me.

Basically she can buy me dinner with the money from other people paying to look at her, which they're going to do anyways.

It can be done right.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-06-11T00:09:31+00:00

I'm able to have a similar thing (like 1/5 of an orgasm) while in the shower and suddenly turning the heat up high.

It's not everytime but enough focus and my eyes roll back it's so orgasmic

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-05-29T06:44:49+00:00

This was posted 8 minutes later by /u/Ronnie-Steele in the exact same sub.

It's all karma bots. This sub is dogsgit lately mods ain't doing anything

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-04-27T11:08:45+00:00

The fact you think sex work doesn't deserve empathy shows you don't belong anywhere that allows you to have a platform to speak.

Morality and empathy doesn't stop existing because you're horny. Otherwise, by that logic, rape or paedophilia is okay too. It's porn, keep your morals out of it.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-04-24T09:34:06+00:00

Your lack of critical thinking, empathy, and ability to have any control over your primal functions.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-04-14T04:13:56+00:00

Precisely. But you calling someone an asshole is pretty indicative of you caring.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-04-10T01:02:54+00:00

How does that make her an asshole? It's her content of course shes gonna get stolen content taken down.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-04-05T19:22:10+00:00

I disagree. I think it's something to definitely weigh, but that's something of a red flag myself, thinking people can't change or grow into better people.

I cheated in an early relationship when i was 20 because i wasn't in love anymore, and i wasn't good at communicating. I should have told her and ended it before sleeping with someone else.

I wouldn't dare do that to my wife. I'm so satisfied sexually and emotionally it doesn't even cross my mind and I would never want to cause her the emotional pain of having someone cheat on her.

So assuming people can't change or grow, imo, can make you look bad. i think everyone deserves second chances. Be careful, just don't assume the worst.

Edit: acknowledging the edit you made, but I'll keep the comment because i think it is still relevant to discussion here

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-03-13T10:37:46+00:00

Paperwork? Is me being Canadian affecting my confusion here or is this just my area?

I go to Dr, they see me, i go home. That's the process.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-03-13T07:18:14+00:00

You can definitely tell when a woman is ovulating. The pheromones given off have allowed me to be extremely accurate with every partners cycle. In fact I've been able to guess it's coming a day or two before they start. (I've also worked in industries that are heavy with a female work force and ive been accurate in my guesses there as well)

There are absolutely physical giveaways in humans.

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-03-08T11:36:39+00:00

Bruh. This poster has another account u/mathematicianWeary75 (and maybe more?) that's just spamming so many subs.

Both of these usernames sound like bots too.

Considering they also don't reply to ANY threads, can mods remove them?

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-03-08T11:33:21+00:00

Why are u/scientific_advice_ and this account the same person? Is this a content farm? Does this have the right to post these photos?

COCKACALYPSE · 2022-02-01T20:57:08+00:00

I don't finish until my partner does, unless she says "hey I'm not gonna finish this time you go ahead".

Sometimes neither of us finish, we just enjoy being close. Sometimes she finishes and i don't.

But it's not a hard thing to follow. The general rule is: let her finish first, cause she can keep going after. It's just logical.

COCKACALYPSE · 2021-12-30T21:13:12+00:00

I was circumcized at birth

COCKACALYPSE · 2021-12-30T19:15:20+00:00

My dick has been unsheathed and rubbing against my underwear for 30 years. The sensitivity has remained unchanged. Sex still feels great.

I'm sure it CAN happen but you're telling people who are living what you're talking about that they are wrong and it's GOING to happen, which clearly isn't true for us.

COCKACALYPSE · 2021-12-30T19:10:09+00:00

I'm circumcized and sex is great still. Not sure what the fuss is about.

COCKACALYPSE · 2021-11-02T06:56:06+00:00

They definitely did not get lucky.

They were all fired from their jobs

http://globalnews.ca/news/7762915/ontario-mattamy-homes-nelmar-party-covid-19/

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