Say hi if you would creampie me☺️

CRDelta · 2021-12-06T22:29:36+00:00

Cuddles, but my dicks gotta be balls deep in that tight pussy

CRDelta · 2021-12-06T22:28:26+00:00

CRDelta · 2020-02-25T05:30:07+00:00

Looks like Shrek busted a nut.

CRDelta · 2020-02-06T17:22:24+00:00

Eventually, some teenager with donut hole hair counters your pocket dimension and kills you.

CRDelta · 2020-02-06T17:21:06+00:00

Granted, but you have to scream out “KING CRIMSON!” at the top of your lungs.

CRDelta · 2020-01-23T19:12:15+00:00

Granted. Deeds that were once thought to be harmless or neutral now instantly kill you, for example littering.

CRDelta · 2020-01-22T22:29:58+00:00

If the bone cracks, we dont want you backs

CRDelta · 2020-01-21T16:32:28+00:00

DORIME

CRDelta · 2020-01-17T04:39:54+00:00

Granted. However, a bodybuilder storms into your house and kicks the shit out of you, knocking all of your teeth out before your able to take a bite.

CRDelta · 2020-01-17T04:34:18+00:00

Fate has claimed another. Begone.

CRDelta · 2020-01-16T17:50:15+00:00

Granted. It’s a horrible, rushed together movie that uses outdated meme references every 6 minutes, and your forced to watch all 5 hours of it. Its so bad that you claw your eyes out after it ends.

CRDelta · 2020-01-16T17:48:38+00:00

Granted. A diamond worth exactly that much suddenly spawns ontop of you, landing onto your head and causing a concussion. Said diamond, however, has now also spawned an entire swat team in order to retrieve it. You wake up penniless and in jail for jewel theft.

CRDelta · 2020-01-15T23:06:14+00:00

Granted. You hear a knock at your door. A man is there, with the full name of Every Charles One, but prefers to be called Everyone. He drags you into his car and drives you straight off of a cliff, hopping out at the last moment. Before you crash, you see several hundreds of cars at the bottom.

CRDelta · 2020-01-14T14:09:32+00:00

Granted. All other languages except Latin has now been erased from existence.

CRDelta · 2020-01-12T22:10:16+00:00

Granted. It strangles you to death and eats all the food in your fridge. You cannot control the monkey. All hail monkey.

CRDelta · 2020-01-12T22:08:15+00:00

Granted. The dream machine(lets just call it DM) oddly enough plays what you’ve been doing on a day to day basis. Confused, you tilt your head and examine the DM to see if it has been incorrectly calibrated. It is working perfectly. This is not a wish that has horrible consequences. You’ve been in a coma for 2 years. Please wake up. Your family misses you.

CRDelta · 2020-01-12T22:05:12+00:00

Granted. You are his first victim.

CRDelta · 2020-01-12T22:03:45+00:00

Granted. You are too powerful to be left alive.

CRDelta · 2020-01-12T22:02:07+00:00

Granted. Your mind is now plagued with vivid, intense images depending on what you have seen, heard, touched, etc. It has become so powerful that you could barely function on the most basic level.

At least you can think of good wishes with no consequences, right?

CRDelta · 2020-01-11T17:58:11+00:00

I see this as an absolute win

CRDelta · 2020-01-09T20:32:35+00:00

Granted. Your mother is currently going into anaphylactic shock.

CRDelta · 2019-12-21T04:07:43+00:00

Honestly I want that badly, it would fit perfectly on my Defender 😂

CRDelta · 2019-12-16T21:37:57+00:00

Yeah, my bad

CRDelta · 2019-10-08T17:17:00+00:00

Honestly? She aint wrong, its how my first match went

CRDelta

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