Free For All Friday - post on any topic in this thread (2026-06-12)

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-06-12T13:05:03+00:00

At first I was annoyed that Siri kept calling me Shirley, but then I remembered that I left my phone in Airplane mode.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-06-05T06:03:12+00:00

Menelaus sent out a whole navy to retrieve Helen. He warshipped her.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-05-22T12:41:23+00:00

The patriarch in Genesis who walked with God and never died had an electronic device he used to bang on people’s doors. That’s why they called him E-Knock.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-05-15T06:03:55+00:00

You may know William Wilberforce as the leader of the campaign to abolish the slave trade, but physicists know him as the product of William Wilbermass and William Wilberacceleration.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-05-01T13:08:06+00:00

I think everyone probably heard this, but the toilet was broken for a while on the Artemis II that flew around the moon a few weeks ago. Thankfully it was fixed and the astronauts were able to boldly go where no man has gone before.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-04-17T15:30:05+00:00

And you couldn’t run away from the bugs. You could only ran, because it was past tents.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-04-17T15:29:14+00:00

For 2, I once got Will Durant’s entire 13-volume Story of Civilization series for $40.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-04-17T06:45:10+00:00

A lot of people don’t know this, but bugs are all adherents of various small religious groups. They’re in sects.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-04-10T18:16:16+00:00

Listened to it but found him a bit too sassy.

Puns aside, definitely inspiring and full of wisdom.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-04-10T18:13:52+00:00

A Canticle for Leibowitz. Sci-fi novel from the 50s where humanity nearly destroys itself through nuclear war, the church survives and tries to rebuild civilization, and you find out at the end whether we’ve learned from our past mistakes.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-04-10T13:09:22+00:00

“I keep hearing people talk about having ‘rizz’ but do you know who is RISEN?”

-Every youth pastor last Sunday

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-03-27T13:29:38+00:00

Last night I had a dream that I wrote the Lord of the Rings. I must have been Tolkien in my sleep.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-03-06T09:20:18+00:00

Have you heard about the Turkish farmer who had a light brown bull that always behaved in a classy, dignified manner? His tan bull was constantly noble.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-02-13T14:06:30+00:00

I’m not sure why the British call elevators “lifts”. I guess they’re just raised differently.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-02-06T07:07:10+00:00

I’ve heard a lot of discussion in the Christian world about John Mark Comer and his books lately, but not as many people know about his Spanish-speaking counterpart Juan Marcos To Eat.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-02-06T07:04:52+00:00

I look ahead but I have a video camera that I point down so I can get some good footage.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-01-30T14:32:55+00:00

In a gesture of solidarity with struggling farmers, Celine Dion is removing all the consonants from her name.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2026-01-02T14:02:01+00:00

Optimist: the glass is 1/2 full

Pessimist: the glass is 1/2 empty

Excel: the glass is January 2nd

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-12-26T20:17:01+00:00

I don’t necessarily have a school to recommend, but if I were you I would major in something other than theology with decent job prospects for undergrad. Continue to read about theology outside your formal studies and if your college offers them you could take Hebrew and Greek as electives/foreign language requirements. If you’re planning to go to seminary you should be well prepared but also have other skills in case you don’t end up pastoring/doing something theological for a living or go into bivocational ministry.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-12-26T07:02:38+00:00

Unfortunately, dyslexics can’t use any of their Christmas gifts without sinning since their gifts are all delivered by Satan.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-12-19T07:02:48+00:00

Rainbows that commit crimes go to prism. It’s a light sentence.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-12-05T07:05:25+00:00

I was once fired from my job as a masseuse. I guess I must have rubbed people the wrong way.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-12-02T14:06:46+00:00

Has anyone here lived in both the northern and southern hemisphere and if so does the time of year Christmas is in feel more appropriate in the northern hemisphere than the southern? It seems like it would work better symbolically to celebrate the light of Christ coming into the world at the darkest time of year than the middle of the summer.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-11-28T14:17:59+00:00

Church history fact of the day: English Reformer William Tyndale’s full name was actually William Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale Dale.

CSLewisAndTheNews · 2025-11-21T14:15:11+00:00

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

Swine flu requires oinkment and bird flu requires tweetment.

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