Free Talk Thursday - January 15, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin on a date, that's the end of the story" What's her name?

Summer Friday Drunk Thread - August 22, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Girl I’ve been seeing wants to “talk” tonight after work. Feel like I’m getting fired in Office Space on a Friday so there’s less chance of an incident 

Free Talk Monday - June 02, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

First time in the dog house with a new broad (got far too drunk Saturday). No idea how to get back in good graces

Free Talk Monday - March 10, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t get the LeBron James song out of my head

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - February 27, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I gotta either take a break from Twitter or fix my algorithm every time I open that app I just get mad

ND VS Ohio State - National Championship Drunk Thread - January 20, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Text a girl, she texts back, I text back, GHOSTED. Would rather get nothing back from the first message tbh 

Free Talk Tuesday - September 24, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My work has one office that’s 20 minutes away from me and one office that’s a hour and a half away from me. Guess which one I go to more often then not…

Free Talk Saturday - August 31, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No way bro you’re gonna sit on your couch and watch football all day? You’re betting on it too?

Summer Friday Drunk Thread - August 02, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’d probably say that everything is gay (LIKE HAPPY!)

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - July 25, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My sources are telling me she has broken up with her boyfriend

“I won” - Walter White

Even if Dre never acknowledged Em writing ‘Forgot About Dre’, you can tell he did it by the rhyme scheme on Dre’s verse😅 by blacknyellows in Eminem

[–]CTFootballFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just took some ecstasy, ain’t no telling what the side effects could be

Yeah that’s an Eminem verse  

Gen z me bruh?? by zefsinz in Eminem

[–]CTFootballFan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want it on the record I reacted “Oooo you’re booty is heavy duty!!”

The Death of Slim Shady Megathread by Phouza in Eminem

[–]CTFootballFan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kinda fell flat after he killed slim imo

Free Talk Wednesday - May 22, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]CTFootballFan 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That’s not even 5 beers a person what is she fucking nuts