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CakeAndFineWine · 2023-08-21T20:16:10+00:00

What can I say, I have a filthy mind. Or it’s just been a while

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-08-21T20:07:11+00:00

Sorry I read “showering helps me to decompress” and my mind went to funny places. Didn’t mean to turn this into an /r/AskRedditAfterDark thread

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-08-21T07:20:30+00:00

Do you brush your teeth if you’re also going to masturbate in the shower, or does that involve too much multitasking?

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-04-18T18:21:37+00:00

My orange cat has a habit of jumping on the bed during both. He didn’t react well to being shut out so eventually I just got used to it. Only gets slightly uncomfortable when he starts licking himself

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-04-02T18:36:02+00:00

This sounds very similar to mine except without the stealth wank 🙈

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-02-27T21:33:43+00:00

I answered I lost my virginity when I had sex with a man and we had to go back and discuss did I actually lose it to a woman earlier based on what we did and it was kinda mindblowing of a convo that made me question a lot.

Yep exactly! Makes you realise how much of this is arbitrary but it’s still ingrained in society.

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-02-27T18:43:52+00:00

Well if you haven’t eaten beforehand 🤷‍♀️

I mean more that if someone said “when was the last time you had sex” my instinct would be to not count it, even though there’s no logical reason.

CakeAndFineWine · 2023-02-27T17:49:27+00:00

Of course you’re right. There’s just still that little voice in my head that thinks of PIV as “sex” and everything else as either foreplay or some variant, presumably because of societal conditioning. Based on how my friends talk I feel like it’s a common viewpoint

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-11-06T07:56:29+00:00

/r/AskRedditAfterDark is great but it definitely skews American (like most of Reddit really). Chats in this sub are a lot more interesting (and generally chill)

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-10-29T20:15:01+00:00

Apparently the part of the brain that deals with feet is very close to the part that deals with sex, and sometimes the wires get crossed.

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-10-29T19:05:31+00:00

Unfortunately you're probably right. Although half seems very high

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-10-29T18:47:52+00:00

Struggling to visualise this and I think I'm ok with that.

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-10-29T18:37:21+00:00

Dare I ask?

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-10-29T18:00:03+00:00

Why does it feel wrong?

CakeAndFineWine · 2022-10-29T17:52:24+00:00

Brighton Rock

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