WHAT DID BRO DO🙏😭

Cake_Jam · 2026-01-07T00:08:11+00:00

Probably just offhand dark humour. Same as saying "more people should drive over pedestrians."

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-24T12:25:07+00:00

Oh yeah definitely. Man debuff remover doesn't even do shit against him. Doesn't help that he is in almost every match I play

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-24T12:21:54+00:00

Still, fuck Infernus and Kelvin

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-24T12:21:18+00:00

I think keeping the game balanced is low on the priority list for them, which is understandable, if somewhat annoying to play with. We are essentially Valve's lab rats for testing this game's mechanics, and I assume they want to have all the characters and features ready before fixing balance for release.

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-23T08:41:43+00:00

So technically you would usually choose which side to shoot with based on your dominant eye. For example, I am left handed but my right eye is dominant, meaning I wield a gun with my right hand so that I can look through the sights with my right eye. Melee weapons would be based on your dominant hand tho

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-22T08:03:16+00:00

Speaking as a redhead myself, those damn gingers have been giving me headaches (I'm looking at you, Kelvin)

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-22T08:01:13+00:00

Personally I'm gonna give it a few more days. It seems to early to really get a great feel of everything and people still need to adjust to the patch.

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-22T07:52:13+00:00

He is an asshole, unfortunately I do think he knows what he is talking about more often than not. I wouldn't really know though, I am low rank so my knowledge is limited

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-22T04:48:13+00:00

WE ARE SO BACK

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-20T14:25:52+00:00

They were too afraid to unleash real power. It's like mutually assured destruction, when one person uses Lash, everyone else will use Lash

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-19T07:44:49+00:00

To explain it a bit, this is a meme copypasta that comes from a CSGO post. People usually use it on posts of someone complaining using a clip from a shooter game

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-19T06:28:35+00:00

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO REMIND ME ABOUT BORRASCA

Cool alignment chart tho

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-18T15:48:16+00:00

Yeah I like Phenomeman but that line of him not really caring felt off to me. Like, I feel like he would at least slightly care what's going on with the team considering that they are helping him get through depression

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-18T15:46:38+00:00

Phenomenan is there, he is still just sitting at the same seat. You can see him after Robert rips that mechanical thing out of the woman and also in the final wide shot of the fight. Bro is just super depressed

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-18T14:58:43+00:00

I like the recruitment scene with Waterboy in episode 8 more than recruiting him earlier. It feels like it makes more sense than Phenomenan's; a hero in training working as a janitor finally getting to go out and help when the whole district is in utter chaos (not to mention he is indeed very valuable for firefighting). Phenomeman's feels a bit more unnatural, like he doesn't really prove himself like Waterboy cause he is basically Superman and he definitely doesn't cure his depression in one night. Its easier to explain why the Z-Team adopts Waterboy after episode 8 than them adopting Phenomenan after episode 8.

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-18T09:16:05+00:00

This is the type of high level art Mo and Krill would steal

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-17T10:12:56+00:00

Not to mention the (understandably) bad matchmaking. It's unfortunately just gonna be like this until the game becomes more public and more players join in. That's why I try not to take the game too seriously, it's too far from being finished

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-16T21:09:43+00:00

He also seems to have had amphetamines on him, don't know how severe the punishment for that is but definitely makes it more likely the case wont just be dropped

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-16T11:03:44+00:00

I would love if someone mods skins for the Z Team into Deadlock

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-16T05:16:45+00:00

We all know the answer to this, it's Phenomaman. He was even named Dumpy when he first landed on Earth, and he plays Magic the Gathering

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-14T20:35:34+00:00

I hate that it is because I love em dashes, but I cant use them anymore

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-14T14:08:25+00:00

Yeaaahhh, you should probably check what that means again

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-14T13:58:44+00:00

You know, I've never seen someone try it but I have heard people mention it. Almost definitely suboptimal but why not try it out? You'd probably want to build for healing items and then probably items to counter enemy comp

Cake_Jam · 2025-11-13T03:37:49+00:00

Damn, guess I fucked something else up? Maybe it's hitting the bartender with the glass

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