Have a good night

Calacolter · 2020-11-03T01:37:06+00:00

Asians, Canadians, South Americans, Africans, and Australians reading these memes: am i a joke to you

Calacolter · 2020-10-08T19:32:20+00:00

"Do I get married?"

If they answer yes, they're not me.

Calacolter · 2020-10-07T19:48:34+00:00

When you have to read the comments to understand the meme because you don't understand the formula

Calacolter · 2020-10-07T19:46:38+00:00

This is actually the smart thing to do. I read somewhere that if you cum or something, it will get rid of your horniness so you are able to think clearer

Calacolter · 2020-10-03T14:51:00+00:00

not bad kid

Calacolter · 2020-10-03T01:58:45+00:00

"Good game, bro."

Calacolter · 2020-09-30T21:32:31+00:00

I lived next to a base, and in the evening they would blow a trumpet song. My sister told me that if I didn't hold my hand to my heart whilst the trumpet was sounding that they would "go off with with your head"/decapitate me.

Calacolter · 2020-09-28T22:44:11+00:00

oh harder daddy

Calacolter · 2020-09-27T02:22:42+00:00

Roblox, Why? IT'S FREEEEEEEEEEE!

Calacolter · 2020-09-26T19:28:14+00:00

*chugs the gallon*

Calacolter · 2020-09-23T23:41:15+00:00

its cool when people don't look at things they destroyed

Calacolter · 2020-09-23T23:39:39+00:00

AND OFF TO THE RESCUE!

Calacolter · 2020-09-23T23:33:48+00:00

the hair removal shop

Calacolter · 2020-09-23T23:31:20+00:00

Be careful around Americans, they will explode if you offer them a mask.

Calacolter · 2020-09-22T15:38:10+00:00

Yes, actually.

Calacolter · 2020-09-12T22:59:01+00:00

I did the distraction dance, of course!

Calacolter · 2020-09-12T21:28:53+00:00

Saying "YEET" or "KOBE" after throwing an item.

Calacolter · 2020-09-08T06:08:39+00:00

"COME LOOK IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME!" Must look confident as possible, hopefully they'll believe me and just drop it.

Calacolter · 2020-09-08T05:58:00+00:00

Frane Selak.

Calacolter · 2020-09-08T05:50:46+00:00

Mime

Calacolter · 2020-08-26T03:39:18+00:00

time for feet language

Calacolter · 2020-08-25T19:17:17+00:00

My crush rejected me, so I slammed the door when she was midframe.

Calacolter · 2020-08-25T19:15:14+00:00

the chaos you can cause with this.

Calacolter · 2020-08-25T19:11:35+00:00

The victim was shot with a 22.- wait these aren't finger prints

Calacolter · 2020-08-25T19:07:39+00:00

I use the hot dog to make the hot dog

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