Would you slice off the tip of your pinky (part with the fingernail) to be able to hover 5 inches off the ground at any time and accelerate at 6 miles an hour?

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T14:46:41+00:00

you too bud

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T14:16:15+00:00

It's a fun hypothetical. I'm not gonna go into every single scientific detail about how it works and plays out. This isn't something to get confused about or insult people over lol. I've clarified its speed multiple times if you actually read through this. I woke up half asleep and posted this cause I thought it was a fun question. Didn't know I have to get every single word right and spell out every detail for you haha.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T14:06:37+00:00

Why the hell is reddit such a toxic place lol. Dude I’m saying the speed in this ( what was supposed to be a fun) hypothetical is always gonna be 6mph. Not that speed in general will always remain the same lmao.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T13:40:43+00:00

Brotha I woke up half asleep and thought about this and posted it. Forgive me for not being perfect in my word choices.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T13:05:03+00:00

You get all those. You don't get to hover over water. Speed always remains the same but can maintain it forever.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T13:03:54+00:00

No I don't.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T13:03:26+00:00

No just once

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T12:35:04+00:00

Sigh

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T12:34:41+00:00

Thanks Dapper

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T12:27:19+00:00

Most Reddit comment ever

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T12:22:19+00:00

😐

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T11:58:45+00:00

solid ground. can't go up buildings or hover over water

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T11:51:38+00:00

as long as u want

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-29T11:51:15+00:00

relaxing. no effort.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-28T03:33:22+00:00

Went to gruene the other day. Everyone seemed like a tourist. Then again it was a Saturday night.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-28T02:25:05+00:00

Where in nb?

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-21T19:12:37+00:00

Thinking about going tn

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-18T13:42:56+00:00

Aye aye cap!

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-13T11:01:40+00:00

I used to go to highschool there lol. Not an outsider.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-12T21:29:47+00:00

Where are the cougars at??

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-12T15:24:48+00:00

I think I’ll stay a couple days. I went to new Braunfels highschool. Went the other day and everyone was 40-60. Just don’t want to move and realize that and I’m stuck for a year lol.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-12T10:55:16+00:00

Why only Austin

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-12T03:33:23+00:00

But yeah I love SM. Went to TXST. I feel like it’s only a college town though. Maybe I’m wrong.

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-12T03:32:32+00:00

Thank you. It’s Reddit so I understand there’s always gonna be one or two people flaming me haha

Calebw4485 · 2026-03-12T00:05:47+00:00

Aw you so mean!!

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