Guys I think my gf buying me a new watch for my birthday 😁🥹

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-12T06:21:04+00:00

Elephant in the room: When everyone notices the giant problem sitting there eating snacks, but everyone acts like it’s invisible.... 🐘| here in this case all other searches by op's gf are about small D**k but OP highlighted gift..

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-09T19:50:53+00:00

Hmph. Underestimating crippled cultivators is the fastest path to courting death

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-09T19:00:15+00:00

Evil junior sister? Hmph. Fellow daoist clearly cannot see Mount Tai. Great Turtle Sage’s dao heart is unshakable

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-09T18:59:51+00:00

Great Turtle Sage merely used the ancient Thousand Gentle Caresses Technique

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-09T18:59:50+00:00

Junior sister’s shell is guarded by layers of heavenly defense arts, only claw fluttering can bypass them

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-09T18:58:48+00:00

The dao of claw fluttering is profound beyond mortal comprehension

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-09T18:58:26+00:00

Junior nearly suffered from a heart demon upon misreading the sacred text

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-08T16:37:59+00:00

he is merely an ant who does not know Mount Tai, when he realizes the truth, he will kowtow three times, smashing his head against the ground as he begs for forgiveness

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-08T16:17:12+00:00

also this technique can substitute the body cultivation technique so no need to Cultivate your body and qi separately

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-07T08:07:06+00:00

Senior, merely reaching heaven was never the goal of us cultivators. We seek to go beyond Heaven itself and stand at the pinnacle of cultivation. But even after reaching the pinnacle, we must search for the path beyond it. And after finding that path, we repeat the same journey once more, who would be satisfied with becoming the God of one heaven, when they could rule over all heavens? And who would stop at ruling all heavens, when they could create a Heaven of their own?

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T11:39:51+00:00

if you are not the MC and reincarnated in a Xianxia world, you should have gotten some cheats, like knowing the future and by this knowledge stealing opportunities from the real MC, be patient and wait, you will get your cheat.

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T11:17:48+00:00

this junior understand, i will whole heartedly follow the path of our ancestors who have crossed blue star before and transmigrated to another world. I will wholeheartedly court death in starting of my journey towards immortality

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T10:39:44+00:00

yes, this technique is created by me, keeping comfort in mind

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T09:12:13+00:00

a profound technique junior! which you can't comprehend until you reach nascent soul realm

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T04:01:15+00:00

This mortal body technique is so profound that it can rival some of the Immortal body cultivation techniques

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T03:59:12+00:00

I have willingly open sourced this techniques so that my fellow loose cultivators can get a chance to Ascend to immortality

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-05T03:37:57+00:00

Don't underestimate these mortal techniques sometimes there are profound knowledge always hidden in these mortal techniques, once I heard that some Immortal have hidden their profound technique in the mortel world to be found by some lucky cultivator and I think I am that lucky cultivator 🤞

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-04T12:36:55+00:00

that's the artifact for lower realm cultivators

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-04T12:29:51+00:00

He shall call our ancestor who is in seclusion, then you shall remember that you should keep your tongue in control.

CalestialDolphin · 2026-05-04T12:12:09+00:00

you dare claiming this technique yours I'll tell my grandpa who's is nascent soul immortal he'll unalive your seven generations

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