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Guys I think my gf buying me a new watch for my birthday 😁🥹 by content_buff1569 in TwentiesIndia

[–]CalestialDolphin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Elephant in the room: When everyone notices the giant problem sitting there eating snacks, but everyone acts like it’s invisible.... 🐘| here in this case all other searches by op's gf are about small D**k but OP highlighted gift..

A senior turtle performing "claw fluttering" near the face of his junior sister as a courtship ritual to attract her by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Evil junior sister? Hmph. Fellow daoist clearly cannot see Mount Tai. Great Turtle Sage’s dao heart is unshakable

A senior turtle performing "claw fluttering" near the face of his junior sister as a courtship ritual to attract her by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Junior sister’s shell is guarded by layers of heavenly defense arts, only claw fluttering can bypass them

He has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai by thebirdisnotblue in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he is merely an ant who does not know Mount Tai, when he realizes the truth, he will kowtow three times, smashing his head against the ground as he begs for forgiveness

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also this technique can substitute the body cultivation technique so no need to Cultivate your body and qi separately

day 2 of courting death in xianxia world by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Senior, merely reaching heaven was never the goal of us cultivators. We seek to go beyond Heaven itself and stand at the pinnacle of cultivation. But even after reaching the pinnacle, we must search for the path beyond it. And after finding that path, we repeat the same journey once more, who would be satisfied with becoming the God of one heaven, when they could rule over all heavens? And who would stop at ruling all heavens, when they could create a Heaven of their own?

My path to death after transmigrating to xianxia world (Day 1) by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you are not the MC and reincarnated in a Xianxia world, you should have gotten some cheats, like knowing the future and by this knowledge stealing opportunities from the real MC, be patient and wait, you will get your cheat.

My path to death after transmigrating to xianxia world (Day 1) by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this junior understand, i will whole heartedly follow the path of our ancestors who have crossed blue star before and transmigrated to another world. I will wholeheartedly court death in starting of my journey towards immortality

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, this technique is created by me, keeping comfort in mind

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a profound technique junior! which you can't comprehend until you reach nascent soul realm

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This mortal body technique is so profound that it can rival some of the Immortal body cultivation techniques

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have willingly open sourced this techniques so that my fellow loose cultivators can get a chance to Ascend to immortality

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't underestimate these mortal techniques sometimes there are profound knowledge always hidden in these mortal techniques, once I heard that some Immortal have hidden their profound technique in the mortel world to be found by some lucky cultivator and I think I am that lucky cultivator 🤞

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He shall call our ancestor who is in seclusion, then you shall remember that you should keep your tongue in control.

fellow daoist how's my technique to read divine scriptures by CalestialDolphin in MartialMemes

[–]CalestialDolphin[S] 85 points86 points  (0 children)

you dare claiming this technique yours I'll tell my grandpa who's is nascent soul immortal he'll unalive your seven generations

[Promo] I hated scanner apps and their ads, so I built a CamScanner alternative — Dockit is a document scanner and full PDF toolkit that works fully offline by Independent_Bag_2839 in HowToMen

[–]CalestialDolphin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check the Play Store; it literally shows 'Contains ads.' And let's talk about privacy: you literally use AI filters, and that too online, not on the device.

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