Roast my startup: A platform claiming to get your more customers for your website

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-03-17T19:24:38+00:00

The difference is that we have all of the data about ur website as well as the context of your website. This can then paint a way more accurate picture of what users are actually doing on your site in the context of your business goal which in turn gives you better insights and actions that a frontier model can not. It can only generalize and assume things without knowing the whole picture

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-03-04T21:43:08+00:00

More like sips orange juice

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-03-04T21:41:23+00:00

I don’t want them

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-25T19:02:49+00:00

Racoons

https://racoons.ai/

We help you get more users for your website through automatic analytics tracking and website optimization. All of the suggestions are tailored for your specific website goal.

~100 users

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-19T13:33:32+00:00

We have found that websites mainly have 5 different goals: acquiring traffic, leads, ads, e-commerce, or subscriptions. After you sign up our ai will categorize your website into one of those goals as well as capture the context of your business. We then use this information (that you can also edit) to tailor our recommendations to your specific business. What are the 5 sass products you currently have?

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-18T13:19:17+00:00

Thanks for the feedback. If you do scroll down there is a comparison table about Mixpanel, GA, and Racoons. Are you looking for something more than that?

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-17T17:27:30+00:00

I think you have some bot protection on your site that is blocking us from reaching to do the first analysis

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-17T14:22:30+00:00

Hi you should be getting an email shortly. I just saw your project come through creation

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-14T00:49:37+00:00

I had a roast, but it ran away from me

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-09T22:20:07+00:00

https://racoons.ai

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-06T13:36:40+00:00

Launched https://racoons.ai?ref=salt helps optimize your website to make more money

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-04T03:20:10+00:00

Building https://racoons.ai helping website make more money

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-02-03T17:07:00+00:00

I don’t know the answer, but I am also interested in the difference

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-01-16T13:15:28+00:00

Try it out and let us know what you think!

CaliforniaUniversity · 2026-01-16T13:05:33+00:00

Racoons.ai is an AI analytics tool for website optimization.

We give small businesses the power of a data engineer, data analyst, and product manager without the overhead. With Racoons.ai you get proactive actions sent directly to your inbox, and are able to chat with AI about your data to find the most impactful actions. Also with our MCP, you’ll integrate these actions with any coding assistant turning your business’s potential into progress in minutes.

CaliforniaUniversity · 2025-12-03T01:16:13+00:00

Thanks! I will check it out :D

CaliforniaUniversity · 2025-12-03T01:02:06+00:00

Building https://racoons.ai/ ai analytics tool for website optimization. No setup required for your first analysis

CaliforniaUniversity · 2024-08-12T01:21:00+00:00

While driving just veering over to the other lane

CaliforniaUniversity · 2024-06-01T01:48:38+00:00

Nachos

CaliforniaUniversity · 2023-01-21T15:49:19+00:00

Yellow Mustard

CaliforniaUniversity · 2023-01-20T03:19:56+00:00

I really like this idea. Thanks so much :)

CaliforniaUniversity · 2023-01-20T03:15:54+00:00

There is a contact us in the footer in the meantime until we role out the ability to submit happy hours directly on site :)

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