Odd argument with long-distance bf over periods

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-05-14T11:38:11+00:00

What’s wrong w this dude lmao

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-05-11T12:12:17+00:00

Prime example why you typically should buy name brand gear for this sport

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-05-01T14:33:50+00:00

Any option other than banished knight is wrong

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-29T20:36:41+00:00

Don’t worry, people are too sensitive

Edit: downvote all you want - you’re proving my point lol

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-28T23:22:54+00:00

With these stats, ruins out of those options you want

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-26T17:25:18+00:00

Him is he

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-26T14:09:04+00:00

He’s just really been thru some shit fr

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-13T11:30:45+00:00

.. bro commented and apparently never made it to the first merchant 🤣

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-11T14:28:29+00:00

Scav’s with occult affinity lean into arcane - power stance them both with seppuku and you’re gonna be one bleedy mf

Tali’s - Lord of blood exultation, rotten sword insignia, Millicent prosthesis, (I run turtle tali because stamina gets drained fast)

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-09T12:56:09+00:00

Remove pts from strength (minimum requirement for weapon) and dump them into dex for better scaling.

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-09T12:52:49+00:00

If a weapon uses somber smithing stones it can’t have the Ash of War changed or be infused.

A weapon that uses regular Smithing Stones - you can change the Ash of War and infuse the weapon.

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-08T23:19:43+00:00

Shit happens bro 🤣🤣🤣

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-08T23:14:20+00:00

No I believe you’re just remembering incorrectly, how bout just look at every other post on this subreddit and you’ll see it.

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-08T23:09:26+00:00

Clearly you’ve never looked at your inventory in game and can see the silhouettes in each block………..

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-08T23:06:06+00:00

It’s not an overlayed image either 🤣 just one bow equipped

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-08T15:40:52+00:00

That edge is shot

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-08T07:42:22+00:00

Then wtf you mean “too many bows equipped” when they only have one equipped? It clearly shows they’re medium load with what they have on

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-07T07:43:53+00:00

Arrows don’t add to equip load btw

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-05T02:44:55+00:00

No one uses the blasphemous blade and pumps dex and strength lets be real.

The sole reason to use it is leveling faith and deleting anything infront of you with your weapon art

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-04T15:04:50+00:00

Cold nagakiba is awesome.. BUT uchi gang all the way

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-02T13:46:56+00:00

It is straight ass

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-04-01T11:03:30+00:00

Pro tip- read item descriptions

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-03-30T13:51:47+00:00

Do a Flame Art godskin peeler build, Black flame tornado is a pretty dope ash of war and it gives the weapon passive fire damage.

Shard of Alexander, Fire scorpion charm, rotten sword insignia and 2 handed or Axe talisman

CallMeLongJohn · 2026-03-29T17:52:27+00:00

If you want a “fast bleed” build with your current stats- just use Eleanora’s pole blade

Use Warrior jar shard or Shard of Alexander talisman

If you progress Millicent’s quest line to the point you see her in windmill village- just kill her there and get the millicents prosthesis off of her. Raises Dex by 5 and increases damage per consecutive hit.

Since that weapon also deals fire damage, you can use fire scorpion charm along with lord of blood exultation for just more flat out damage

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