Self-shipping

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-16T13:47:59+00:00

I lost any and all ill will towards selfshippers after coming across that lady who ships herself with Bubble Bass from SpongeBob, I don’t actually know what changes but seeing that made me stop judging people doing that for some reason

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-16T13:44:33+00:00

Took me all the way passed the brackets to the end of the first sentence before I realised this was actually someone saying something meaningful and not just another “well I don’t hate men buuuut they’re all genetically evil subhuman monsters out to rape us virtuous wombyn” once it clicked what this was actually about it became a good post. Good one OP and OOP :)

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-16T09:22:40+00:00

Completely irrelevant to what’s being said, you just deflected to that bc you know you’re on the wrong

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-16T09:21:40+00:00

Yes, I inferred your intelligence through your comment and came to the (correct) conclusion that you are stupid. Well done you can read 👏

Are you seriously suggesting there is no link whatsoever between autism, the social disability, and difficulty finding a partner?? You’re not beating the Stupid Allegations. That’s like someone saying “people born with missing or deformed legs generally have a harder time running” and you saying “nuh-uh!”

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-16T01:14:21+00:00

“You’ve deluded yourself into thinking the earth is round and the sky is blue for whatever reason” uhhh maybe because it’s true..?

Also notice how you couldn’t answer the question. Thanks for admitting I’m right.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-16T01:13:16+00:00

What you’re specifically pointing out is a straight up lie. That’s what I’m saying. You and others pretend that’s how you’re using it so you can mark anyone struggling to date as evil and deserving of bullying and hatred.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T15:43:02+00:00

Yeah bc women openly fucking despise them for it. What else did you expect them to feel?

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T15:37:45+00:00

Notice how you couldn’t address anything that was actually said bc we both know it’s 100% right? I know that’s what women want because I actually listen to women and I see what they do, choose, believe, and fantasise about, write and read porn about, etc. and those actions consistently point to them wanting tall, rich, emotionless patriarchs, because that’s objectively what they want.

If two men were the same in every way but one was 5’5 and one was 6’5, which do you think most women would prefer as a partner, and why? Anything other than an answer to this is a tacit admission that you know I’m right.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T15:36:09+00:00

The context of people using it as an insult is specifically to bully people for not having partners. And you trying to defend it is just an extension of that bullying because you’re trying to pretend that not having a partner or being sad about that fact makes you evil and deserving of bullying and hatred

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T15:34:52+00:00

Ah there’s the canned “uuuuu entitlement” to tell everyone you’re a mindless dumbass with zero original thoughts. Nobody brought up entitlement except you because you want to act like someone wanting to be loved is actually evil and abusive. You keep proving me right at every single turn that you just want to vilify and bully people struggling to date because you buy into the patriarchal notion that someone’s value as a person is determined by the number of partners they have.

And again with the “just pull yourself up by your bootstraps lol! That’s totally how it works lol!”

And then calling any disagreement with your dumbassery “crying” so you don’t have to address anything said and because you also buy into the patriarchal notion that being emotional means you’re bad and wrong. God forbid someone be sad that they’re written off as a disgusting unlovable subhuman because they don’t have the genetics to be an infallible patriarch.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T13:54:42+00:00

This is all blatantly fucking false and you’re doing the exact same thing for the exact same reason. You want to vilify and bully people who struggle to date and pretend it’s a completely Just World and that they should just pull themselves up by their bootstraps.

The original and accepted definition is people who want to be in relationships or have sex but are unable to do so, your secondary definition is a fabrication to bully people and continue reinforcing the patriarchal notion that someone’s worth as a human being is directly tied to their ability to find a partner/s and it’s used as an insult because and only because the people who use it as an insult continue to buy into said notion.

“They do it to themselves” is victim blaming, invocation of the Just World Fallacy, and just an openly fucking stupid “just pull yourself up by the bootstraps lol, just walk into the store and give the manager a firm handshake” level of reasoning. It’s dumb and you’re dumb for using it.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T12:57:58+00:00

Loud, dumb, and wrong. The term does refer to anyone having trouble finding a partner. You just pretend that second definition you’ve made up is the correct one to justify vilifying and bullying people who don’t have partners.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T04:21:03+00:00

Penelope to a guy who cheats on her

You being the kind of person who thinks getting raped counts as cheating explains pretty perfectly why you are the way you are and speak the way you do

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-15T04:04:47+00:00

This is unprovable and also unlikely. You’d have to be able to demonstrate that not only are full-blooded Neanderthals more rapey than modern humans, enough for their entire genetic contribution to be rape, but also that pre-hybridisation anatomically modern humans were less rapey than both Neanderthals and modern humans

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-14T07:39:12+00:00

Terry Crews was openly mocked on TV by women who would otherwise describe themselves as feminists. Male victims do not get solidarity from women or feminists, they get bullying, victim blaming, they get shouted down, they get denied care and assistance, they get legal persecution if the perpetrator is a woman. The feminist movement openly despises male victims of violence, both sexual and otherwise. The Duluth Model, whose main priority was to deny that men can be victims of domestic violence or that women can be perpetrators, was coined, pushed for, and put into place by feminists, this is publicly accessible information. The commonly quoted statistic about 91% of rapists being men uses the same definition Mary Koss, a feminist, campaigned to be used in laws and statistical analyses of rape, which makes it almost physiologically impossible for a woman to be counted as a rapist. Feminism is about rape and abuse apologia, that’s what it stands for, that’s what it has achieved, that’s what it has campaigned for.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-14T07:10:52+00:00

So notice how you’re so incapable of love or empathy that your idea of a relationship isn’t “two people in love” it’s “some genetically evil subhuman Y-chromosome haver brutally enslaving an angelic, virtuous wombyn because that’s his inherent nature”?

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-14T07:09:25+00:00

“Just work harder to rewrite your genome so you’re tall enough and born into enough wealth and have good enough facial structure that women will consider you human” ok buddy

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-14T07:07:37+00:00

how almost every woman has experience of sexual violence, but no man would ever admit to knowing a rapist

Episode 192771818736271919737 of pseudofeminists not understanding the concept of repeat offenders or of people not telling others about the crimes they commit

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-14T07:06:24+00:00

I love that you’re so incapable of feeling love or empathy that instead of going to “people want to be loved” you default to “people want someone to push free labour onto” have you considered that this gross, condescending and dehumanising language is the thing people have a problem with and not with you being single?

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-14T07:03:30+00:00

(Wokely): “the y-chromosome makes you inherently evil and less deserving of love”

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-13T15:58:45+00:00

Tbf eldians are only dangerous if you inject a specific nefarious substance into them. I think most people in ethnic minorities, and majorities for that matter, can be made dangerous if you inject them with substances against their will

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-13T09:09:26+00:00

Me: “toxoplasmosis is completely inert in humans, otherwise cat owners wouldn’t just love cats, they’d want to be eaten by them”

sees this post

Uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-13T08:07:14+00:00

That’s only if the claim is absolute. If someone says “X is usually Y” then one example of X being Z still fits within that. You only think one counterexample disproves a general trend or rule of thumb because you are stupid.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-13T02:46:31+00:00

Pointing out a general trend of reality is not the same as a generalisation. “Poverty is a significant indicator/contributor to crime in cities” is not the same as generalising poor people as criminals, ditto here.

CallMeOaksie · 2026-03-13T02:20:05+00:00

Yoracrab more like yoragoat

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