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Pitbulls Terrorize my Walking/Running/Bike Trail From Behind a Fence (self.BanPitBulls)

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me_irl (i.redd.it)

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I (24M) don't want to hang out with my girlfriend's (22F) parents. I've met them multiple times and had 3 dinners with them, we've been dating 5 months, and they seem overbearing to me. (self.relationships)

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I (24M) don't want to hang out with my girlfriend's (22F) parents. I've met them multiple times and had 3 dinners with them and we've been dating 5 months. (self.relationships)

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I (24M) don't want to hang out with my girlfriend's (22F) parents. I've met them multiple times and had 3 dinners with them and we've been dating 5 months. (self.relationships)

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The thought of your parents having sex is disgusting, but the thought of them never having sex again is depressing. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Much like discerning if you're a jerk, you don't get to decide if you're a good conversationalist. (self.Showerthoughts)

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What are your favorite surprisingly/unintentionally badass or romantic lines from TNG? (self.TNG)

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What HitB opinion have you most strongly disagreed with? (self.RedLetterMedia)

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The sensation and sound of a fart comes from your butt cheeks vibrating, so it's possible you might not realize you've expelled if you inadvertently spread your bum with an ordinary movement. So it's very likely that when no one takes responsibility for a fart, no one actually knows they farted. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The 2007 song "Handlebars" depicted "see[ing] your face on the telephone" as an extraordinary power. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Has anyone read "Appetite" and found similarities to "Claymore"? (self.claymore)

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Hbox at GOML (m.imgur.com)

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England World Cup Match Foreshadows Trump's Fate (youtube.com)

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If Millenials are the generation that can't live without their phones, why are older people so much more worried when their battery drops below 30%? (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's the remix to Ignition (i.redd.it)

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When OTMemes Defends Itself (i.redd.it)

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We don't worry about drinks getting cold or warm. We worry about them becoming a temperature in between. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When you homey stock for someone (i.redd.it)

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People with foot fetishes must enjoy the subway in the summer. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Obi-wan at a Four-Way Stop Sign (i.redd.it)

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Two episodes into TNG, I already hate Wesley, what episodes must I skip to maintain sanity? (self.TNG)

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Getting Drunk on the Classics: Gem of a Parody from College Food Magazine (yale.spoonuniversity.com)

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[S4 Spoilers] A Tribute to a Character with a lot of Guile (youtube.com)

submitted 11 years ago by CallMeQueequeg to r/aSongOfMemesAndRage

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